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TMF Incorrect quotes pt.13

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Henry: What does LGBTQ+ even mean? Like...is it the premium version of gay?
Liam: BAHAHAHAA- *wheezes*
Drew: I'm pretty sure it means others-
Jake: Gay pReMiUm~!

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Jake: If you guys were ice-cream flavours, which one would you be?
Drew: Vanilla.
Henry: Vanilla, you basic bitch? I'd be pistachio!
Drew: Because no one likes you?
Jake: *wheezes*
Liam: Ain't nobody like pistachio, bitch-

Henry: Man fuck y'alls asses-

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Drew: What are you...doing tonight?
Jake: Uh...I'm busy.
Drew: With what?
Jake: I'm going out.
Drew: With who?
Jake: Does it matter?
Drew: Where are you going?
Jake: None of your business.
Drew: Are you seeing someone?
Jake: Not...exactly.
Drew: Okay you're sounding...very sketchy right now-
Jake: I'm just going to a bar to meet someone.
Drew: WHO?

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Jake: We need to talk.
Liam: About?
Jake: Us.
Liam: Ok..? What about us?
Jake: Liam...people think we're dating-
Liam: Wait...WE'RE NOT???
Jake: No..?
Liam: But...what about that kiss we shared at Zoey's?
Jake: We were both drunk, alright?
Liam: SO? That's how the best love stories start!
Jake: Ok...you do have a point there. But still-
Liam: Wow Jake...wow-
Jake: Oh don't be such a drama queen.
Liam: She rooted for us, Jake! How could you..?
Drew: What the fuck is going on here?
Liam: Jake says we were never dating...
Drew: That's because you weren't, you chancla looking bitch-
Liam: DREW?! HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT...now my heart's evaporating-
Henry: Uh...I have no idea why I'm here-
Drew: Same-

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Henry: The way you look at me...
Liam: The only memory...
Jake: Of us kissing in the moonlight...
Drew: I hope y'alls vocal chords explode-
Lia: Well damn-

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Drew: You're right, Lia. You shouldn't go. It wouldn't be honest. I'll go, disguised as you.
Lia: What if he wants to hold hands?
Drew: I'm prepared to make that sacrifice.
Lia: What if he wants to kiss?
Drew: I'm prepared to make that sacrifice.
Lia: What if he-
Drew: You don't want to know how far I'll go-
Jake: What are you guys talking about?
Drew: Lia has this date with a guy she didn't want to turn down.
Henry: OH SO YOU FEEL BAD FOR HIM BUT NOT FOR ME? OK, I SEE HOW IT IS-
Liam: Henry...shut up-

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