A/N Yes I know its been a while i've been busy have 6 ways all the time. Lol I wish. Anyway read.
Amy's POV
"Shut up!" I said laughing. Harry was making fun of how fat I was. I had to admit this kid inside of me is making me look like Honey Boo Boo's mom.
"I'm sorry. Just one more fat joke?" He asked laughing.
"NO!" I yelled.
"Please let him! I like laughing!" Louis said chuckling.
"Guys no! Amys probably very offended." Metayah said. Thank you! Actually someone is standing up for me!
"Shut up. No one asked you. Anyway Harry continue with the jokes." Louis said.
"Excuse me but dont you ever EVER tell me to shut up, k? You can tell anyone else in here to shut up, but me. When you ask me to shut up i'll never shut up. Got it!?" Metayah said.
"Yeah I can tell. You don't ever shut up anyway." Louis said. Metayah scoffed.
"Louis shut up. Just shush. Just pipe down." Shelby said annoyed.
"Bitch please this mouth will keep moving even if theres a bunch of pineapples in it." Louis said. I bursted out laughing.
"And i'm engaged to you." Ashley said.
"Damn right you are. Luckiest bitch on the earth." He said kissing her cheek. She rolled her eyes. What a nice relationship.
"Someone go get me some milk." I said.
"Don't you have some of your own?" Louis asked. Everybody cracked up.
"Haha your so funny." I said bored.
"Thank you. And since I am the true jokester im gonna go get you some moo moo squeeze." Louis said getting up.
"What the hell is that?" Liam asked.
"Milk." Louis said cheerfully in the kitchen.
"Where does he come up with this stuff?" I asked.
"I have no idea. Thats a good question." Ashley said.
"Here is your milky milky cocoa puff." Louis said handing me my milk.
"Thank you for not putting any cocoa puffs in it." I said. He smiled.
"So what is fergie talking about in her My Humps song?" Niall asked.
"Her humps." I said obvious.
"Yeah, but is she talking about her boobs or her butt. Or even maybe her jay has a bump on it. Or what?" He asked. I studied him. This kid.
"Umm. Niall both." Shelby said trying not to laugh.
"That girl has problems." Niall said.
"Says the one with duck action figures." I said. Then I sipped my milk.
"HEY! They mean things to me. They are special." Niall said.
"Niall you should be on 'My Strange Addiction' I mean seriously. Just think about it Niall Horan is obsessed with playing with stuffed ducks." Metayah said. I laughed. And everyone else did too.
"Whatever! My ducks are special!" Niall said.
"Nice comeback." Shelby said sarcasticly.
"Niall dont worry they're just being bullies. Even though you probably do have a problem." Ashley said.
"It's cause i'm Irish isn't it." Niall said.
"No no no!" We all said.
"Then what is it!? Is there some kind of law saying I can't play with my stuffed ducks!? Huh!? Or is it illegal?" Niall asked.
"Niall! Its common sense! You just don't play with things when your almost 20! Especially stuffed ducks. Man thats just not right!" Zayn said. I smiled.
"Well maybe I like it!" Niall said.
"Or maybe you just need help." I said.
"Maybe you just need to stop having sex with Harry!" Niall said. I turned red. Everyone bursted out laughing. I just stayed quiet.
"Niall she hasn't done it in a while." Metayah said.
"Yeah but why do you think she's pregnant. A baby just didn't magically appear in her stomach. Harry's penis went in and-" He said.
"NIALL NO! I beg you please to not finish that sentence!" I yelled.
"You always tell me to finish what I started so." Niall said.
"That's one thing that you dont have to finish! Okay? We all know what happens. K?" I said. He nodded his head. I heard Liam cracking up laughing. And saw Zayn turning red.
"What happened?" I asked curious.
"Zayn uh has some problems." Liam said chuckling. Zayn looked at the ground.
"Babe? Is it that one thing again?" Shelby asked. Zayn nodded.
"Whats this one thing?" I asked.
"WHAT IS THAT ONE THING?!" Harry and Louis sang at the same time.
"Can I tell them?" Liam asked. Zayn shrugged.
"Zayn is constipated." Liam said. I widened my eyes smiling. (A/N It happens....)
"Awww! Dj Malik is backed up." Louis said laughing. I laughed.
"Yeah but its so hard to push. I swear to god its like shitting a brick. I feel like i'm giving birth." Zayn said. I snickered.
"Speaking of giving birth you'll have to tell us how that feels." Louis said.
"Aha I will." I said. Dumbass. I took a drink of my milk then spit it out. The worst stomach pain i've ever had just hit me.
"Ahhh." I said grabbing my stomach.
"Love?" Harry asked. I think my water just broke too......
"Oh god shes in labor!" Shelby yelled. I started heavy breathing. Another pain.
"SWEET MOTHER OF TESTICLES! OWWWW." I yelled.
"Get the car ready Louis." Harry said kneeling by me.
"Let's help her to the car." Liam said.
"Owweeeey. Guys ow ow ow." I said. Ya I think i'd take my period over this.
A/N Heyyy Ya thats it. Lol cliff hanger. I think yes. Lol. Anyway umm Hopefully u enjoyed that. 69. Sorry just had to. Umm VOTE COMMENT FAN. Ummm yeah. Lol poop. I'm sorry idk what to say. Ummm I sharted today...................JK JK JK. Lol byeeeeeee lOVE YA'LL jeremiah.**
