Harry's POV
I woke up at noon. Naked. Yeahhhh. I layed in bed for a while. I stretched.
"Harry you up?" I heard Shelby ask knocking.
"Yeah!" I said.
"Good can I come in please?" she asked.
"Unless you wanna see me naked sure! Come on in." I said.
"Then I will defiantly be waiting." she said.
"Good. Amy is the only one from now on to see Hazza's bits and pieces." I said.
"You only have bits. Maybe half of a bit." she said.
"Girl please, I got proof that I have a huge piece." I said.
"Harry I dont want to have this conversation anymore so i'll just pretend that I didnt hear anything." She said. I smiled.
"Okay." I said pulling on a shirt. Wheres my pants? Oh there they are. AMYYYYY. BLONDIE. I brushed my hair. I feel better. A little. For some reason. Hmmm. I still miss her.
"You now can come in." I said opening the door.
"Thank god that hall is creepy with a bunch of old men starring at me. What kind of hotel is this?" she asked.
"Old men. Old men. Old men?" I asked.
"Yes." she said.
"Old men have have have have canes." I said.
"Oh Harry man up." she said.
"Im sorry. Its just there just so weird and shaped and they hurt whenever you get hit with one!" I said.
"Okay...umm...ready for lunch?" she asked.
"Yes. Where are we going?" I asked.
"Mcdonalds." she said.
"Great." I said.
"Yes best place to eat ever." she said sarcastic as we walked out of my room. The others walked out of theirs.
"Well hello Harry! How was sleeping by yourself last night?" Louis asked me putting his hand on my shoulder.
"Very nice. I slept naked." I said. He took his hand off me.
"Well theres something I didnt need to know." he said. I smiled.
"Ready?" Zayn asked.
"Yes." I said.
"Lets go people!" Niall said running to the exit.
"Why does he have to be hyper every flipping day?! My god the boy is litterly like a duck. Quacking and what not. Running around trying to bite people." Liam said. This is why I got my own room. Well not really but its a good reason.
"I feel bad for you." I said.
"I bet you do. You and your curls." he said.
"Yes. They feel bad for you too." I said touching one of them.
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"And were here." Louis said pulling into Mcdonalds drive-through
"What if I get a stomach ache?" Niall asked.
"Then you'll get diarea." Shelby said.
"Thats just disusting. Especially thinking of Niall having that." Liam said.
"Im sorry." shelby said laughing as Zayn put his arm around her. I dont feel that jealous anymore. Shelbys more like a sister to me now. And people dont date their sisters. Unless they are what we call perved betties.
"Hey how may I help you?" A guy asked.
"Chicken sandwich please. With a dr. pepper." shelby said.
"Fries?" the guy asked.
"Uhhh nah." She said.
"Share with me." Zayn said.
"K." She said.
"Uh i'll have a big mac please." Zayn ordered.
"Fries? And what to drink?" the guy asked.
"Yes and coke please." he said.
"K." the guy said.
"Chicken nuggets, fries, and a a a a." Niall said trying to think of a drink.
"Spit it out!" Liam said.
"Im not chewing anything." Niall said confused.
"Oh. My. God. Rip. Head. Oh. God. Liam. Control. Self." Liam mumbled to himself.
"Sprite!" Niall said.
"Uh...k." the guy said snickering. Its weird how were all crowding Louis trying to order our food by ourselves.
"Cheeseburger please, fries, and diet coke." I said.
"K." the guy said.
"Salad please. Ranch." Liam said.
"Anything to drink?" the guy asked.
"No. Gotta water bottle." Liam said.
"HE WANTS A SPOON!" Niall yelled with his head out the window.
"No he doesnt! Now get off of me!" louis said spanking him. Niall fell on the floor.
"You are so annoying." I said laughing.
"Well I will have a chicken sandwich and coke please." Louis ordered.
"Okay is that it or??" the guy asked.
"Yes thats it." Louis said laughing.
"K." the guy said.
"35.40 is your total." the guy said.
"Alright." Louis said driving up.
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"That was actually good." Niall said leaning back in his seat. We ate in the parking lot.
"Im stuffed." I said.
"Same." shelby said leaning on Zayn.
"Louis is probably going to plug up the toilet." Zayn said smiling.
"No! Thats you man!" Louis said. We all laughed.
"Lets go home." I said leaning back.
"Dito." shelby said.
"Of course I have to drive you." Louis said annoyed.
"Well you are in the drivers seat." Shelby said.
"Shh. I want silence child." Louis said holding up his hand as he drived. Shelby looked so confused. Oh I miss Amy. Wait?! What if she was in there?! I didnt even check! OH. MY. GOD. I dont know how I just realized this but....IM NOT WEARING ANY UNDERWEAR!
*Lol thought you might of liked that :) Harry Styles commando. Ooooo ;) Well hoped you liked it! Im so tired! Last update for today! Im so sore from basketball tryouts! Hopefully i'll make the team! :) and teamedward! I'll dedicate this to her because you need to read her books, fan her and do all that stuff that she likes. RAPE HER! NO im just kidding you stay away from her. Okay? K. Anyway night night. And if your reading this is the morning your probably thinkin: 'bitch its mornin here get it right nigga' BYE! FAN COMMENT VOTE!!!*
