Amy's POV
So we finally got to the hospital and Metayah called Josie asking her to come but since we're in London I don't know if she can make it. And obviously my real mom isn't coming because well you know shes a bitch, simple as that.
"You doing okay love?" Liam asked me as Harry was checking us in.
"Yeah i'm good. Just going to have a person come out of my vagina it's all good." I said sarcasticly. He starred at me.
"Why did I even ask." He said walking away. C'mon someone get me in a flipping room!!!
"Excuse me miss, but i'm in labor, okay? I need to sit down in a hospital bed and just get this baby out of me! So can you please hurry? I don't know if you have had a child before, I haven't either, but i'm about too today, so hurry up. The baby's not going to wait for your slow ass." I said.
"Um miss i'm very sorry if your in a lot of pain. But you will have to patient. I'm new." She said. I starred at her.
"What's your name?" I asked annoyed.
"It's Taylor." She said.
"That's great. GET ME A ROOM NOW OR I WILL GIVE BIRTH ON YOU!" I yelled.
"Okay Amy let's get you away from her." Metayah said wheeling me away in the wheel chair.
"I'm not done yelling at her! I'm in labor and shes acting like a f-ing turtle!" I said.
"Yeah, I know she's being slow, I can agree, but hey theres kids here too, I dont want them asking their mom was a vagina is, okay? For right now they call it pee pee." Metayah said.
"Fine but if I'm not in a room in 5 minutes I'm gonna smack her with Liam's-" I tried to say.
"Okay right this way with your room." Taylor said wheeling me to room 112.
"Thank you. Finally." I said. She opened the door and I got up and walked to the bed and layed down.
"Ahhh. That's nice." I said.
"Okay, the doctor will be with you in a few minutes, if you need anything just press the red button on your remote." Taylor said hooking me up to everything. I nodded my head. Then she left.
"So does it hurt?" Louis asked with a big grin on his face.
"No it feels so good. It feels just like sex." I said sarcastically. He laughed.
"Well that's just fantastic." He said. I rolled my eyes.
"You'll get through this love, don't worry. We'll have the baby out soon." Harry said holding my hand. I smiled.
"I'll try not to." I said looking into his eyes. He smiled.
"Can we go get some food now?" Niall asked.
"Yeah i'll come with you to go get some." Zayn said. And they both left.
"OW OW OW OW OH MY GOD OW." I said. CONTRACTION.
"I thought you said it felt good!" Louis said laughing.
"I WAS BEING SARCASTIC DIPSHIT!" I yelled. He snickered.
"Me and him will go else where." Ashley said pulling Louis out of the room.
"Thank you." I said leaning back on the pillow.
"Take deep breaths." Shelby said. I did. Inhale, exhale.
"There." She said.
"Knock knock." Said a guy coming in. It must be the doctor. Damn it a guy has to see inside of my vaginal area.
