Amy's POV
"Hey." I said as I walked into Harry's room.
"Hey. So what did she tell you?" he asked.
"Are you sure you wanna know? I mean its pretty dumb." I said sitting on his bed.
"I can handle anything. I am in one direction." he said sitting next to me.
"Ashley was crying because you got a girlfriend." I said crossing my arms. He just looked at me like 'Surrrre'. I just stared back at him.
"Amy at least try to make your jokes funny." he said.
"Ha ha. Well it isnt a joke." I said smirking.
"Wow. Shes even weirder than I thought. She must be jealous." he said smirking proud. I rolled my eyes.
"I knew she always like me. Ha what a girl." he said standing up.
"Yeah..." I said.
"That is so stupid." he said laughing.
"Yeah I know!" I said.
"Wait till I post that one twiter." he said.
"Harry its not that big of a deal." I said.
"Yeah it is! Shes been so rude to me! This, oh this is just oh! Brilliant! Thank you for being my girlfriend." he said hugging me.
"Uh yeah no problem. I think im just going to talk to Metayah." I said not hugging him back and I left.
"Are you mad at me?" he asked following me.
"Um i'll just be your girlfriend and be quiet." I said sitting by Metayah.
"Love, what?" he asked.
"What?" I asked back.
"Great, what did I do this time?" he asked.
"What dont you do?" shelby asked. He glared at her. She smirked.
"Did you hear why shes mad?" I asked Metayah.
"Yes. What a baby." she whispered.
"LOUIS THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT ME!" I heard her yell. I jumped.
"Oh great." shelby mumbled. I saw Louis's door open.
"Could you please not talk about Ashley." Louis said.
"Louis get back in there." shelby said.
"Will you stop jabbing on about her? I mean I know shes a lot to talk about and people love her but shes not in the mood." he said. We all looked at him weird.
"Louis just go back in there ya freak." shelby said.
"LOUIS GET IN HERE AND MAKE ME FEEL BETTER!" ashley yelled.
"Yes dear." he said closing the door.
"Huh. I can boss around Harry, but she gets to boss around Louis." shelby said.
"You cant boss around me!" Harry said.
"Okay heres a flashback moment for everyone, my house, hot coacoa, you and Ashley arguing over 'Betty'. Which is clearly not a potato." she said. Harry turned red.
"That was once." he said.
"Ya times like one thousand." she said.
"Hey its just because I know if I dont you'll smack me with a cane or put on an old man mask." he said crossing his arms.
"Do you not like canes?" I asked.
"Oh honey, you have a lot to catch up on. You poor thing." shelby said.
"I want to learn everything about these boys." I said.
"Then we have a lot to talk about my friend." she said crossing her legs and she smirked.
"Dont tell her everything." harry said giving her a 'you know what im talking about' look.
"Haz shes your girl, shes got to know you inside and out." she said smirking. He still gave her that look.
"I wont make fun of you I swear." I said putting my hand on his thigh.
"Yes you will! These are things even a serious guy that never smiles would make fun me for! I have a weird life ever since Zayn pulled that thing on stage." he said pointing to Shelby.
"And my life went downhill from when I layed eyes on you and your deviled curls." she said giving him a nasty glare.
"But things got better when you married Zayn, right?" I asked.
"OH yes of course." she said.
"If only I wasnt here, then you'd be livin' the life." Harry said crossing his arms.
"You read my mind like a book Styles." shelby said smiling.
"Yeah, I know you from inside and out." he said. Shelby just smirked.
"You wish." she said.
"Oh whatever." he said.
"This is fun! Listening to Shelby and Harry just goin at it. It really entertains me." Metayah said out of no where. I chuckled.
"Well." Harry said.
"Its a good thing." Metayah said. Shelby just smiled.
"Yeah yeah." Harry said.
(A/N HOLD ON I NEED TO PEE) (Okay I feel better.)
"Well how bout after the boys' concert tonight, we can all have a sleepover in my room!" shelby said.
"YES! I ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW WHAT GIRLS DO AT SLEEPOVERS!" Harry said.
"No dingbat your not coming." shelby said blankly.
"Hey what is a dingbat? And you said we so!" harry said.
"Its a ding dong that pretends its a bat. I meant Metayah and Amy!" she said. YES!
"Whoop whoop!" Metayah said. Shelby laughed.
"Well then. I still need to know what girls do at sleepovers!" harry said.
"Harry we dont moon eachother, we dont flash eachother, we dont touch eachother weirdly, and we dont do stuff that lesbos do." shelby said.
"I'll pretend that you do though." harry said. Lol. Oh Harry. (A/N I do the first 2 at my sleepovers. :))
"Great you'll have more thoughts." I said. Shelby cracked up.
"Well were in New York my PEEP-OLE!" Niall yelled coming from the drivers place. I screamed. God he scared me.
"Hey good job on being a crazy fan!" Liam said behind Niall.
"Yes! I've never been to New York im so excited. And Harry im staying backstage!" I said.
"Yes yes I know. But-" harry tried to finish.
"Its Metayah's turn now." Liam said biting into an apple. I raised my eyebrows and we all looked at her.
