Amy's POV
"Oh my gosh ASHLEY SHUSH!" I yelled from my bedroom.
"WHO SAID THAT?!" she yelled and sobbed.
"Amy I cannot believe you talked me into this." Metayah said from her bed.
"What do you mean?" I asked.
"I didnt know TAHT ASHLEY WAS GOING TO ANNOY ME!" she said.
"Well at least one direction is here!" I said.
"Shut up. We all know that your just dating Harry because hes famous." she said. I widened my eyes.
"That IS NOT TRUE!" I said sitting up.
"YES it is! Stop lying." she said.
"I know its not true! I'm dating Harry because he took the time to come back! Which means he actually loves me! So he truely does love me! And maybe we are taking things too fast but at least I love him back. And you and Liam probably havent even kissed." I said.
"Amy whatever!" she said.
"Whatever yourself. You know what im sleeping with Harry. And your just in a mood because Ashley is." I said getting up. She stayed quiet.
"Fine get out!" she said throwing a pillow at me.
"I AM OUT OF HERE." I yelled and slammed the door shut behind me.
"What the hell was that?" I heard harry say. I smiled a little.
"LOUIS MAKE THE NOISE STOP!" Ashley sobbed.
"Ash please try to go to bed." he said.
"I CANT WITH THIS PAIN RIGHT ABOVE MY-" she tried to say.
"Ashley okay okay no more just be quiet." he said. I opened Harry's door and he jumped.
"Oh my god." he said breathing.
"Hey." I said getting into bed with him.
"Why arent you at the sleepover with Metayah and Shelby?" he asked.
"Well Shelbys till getting ready and Metayah is being a a a a a rude girl!" I said frustraded.
"Tell me more." he said.
"And she is just getting all worked up because of Ashley! I know its hard when your on your period and you have moodswings and cramps but my god! It sounds like shes getting melested! And shes not! She needs to shut up because im so close to just going in there and freaking smacking the shit out of her!" I said.
"I know me too. Hey this one time I threw a potato at Shelby's wall." he said.
"Um and how does this help me not want to go slice Ashley's head off?" I asked.
"Well I brought some potatos so we can go do that!" he said. I smiled.
"That sounds good." I said.
"Good. But love we have to just ignore Ash. I know you just met her and all and your probably not used to this. Wait you should be since your mom cusses at you all the time." he said.
"Well when she does it its funny. When Ashley does it I want to throw muliple butter knifes at her." I said.
"Well lets not do that. Lets go get a potato instead." he said getting up.
"K." I said following him.
"But be quiet." he whispered. We walked out into the kitchen and he went into the pantry and got some potatos. Tour buses are awesome!
"K i'll throw it. I have good aim." he whispered. I nodded my head. We crawled into their bedrooms and I heard Ashley go into their bathroom.
"LOUIS PLEASE JUST WIPE ME." she said. OH MY GOD.
"Ashley no! That is the one thing that i'll never do." he said.
"LOUIS IF YOU LOVE ME DO IT!" she yelled.
"I think you should throw it!" I whispered.
"K." he whispered he slighly opened the door and he threw the potato.
"AHHHH." ashley screamed,
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!" yelled.
"I think it it it was a potato." she sobbed.
"It was. My god I bet Amy threw this." he mumbled. Not even close dipshit.
"Lets go." I whispered. Harry nodded his head.
"LOUIS WHERES THE SOUR CREAM IM HUNGRY." ashley yelled.
"Ash my love we arent going to eat it. We dont know where its been." louis said. She started to cry again. Harry and I got out of there real fast.
"That was so funny." Harry said as we jumped onto his bed.
"I know! Throwing potatos at girls who are on their period is always fun!" I said laguhing.
"We have to go to bed now." Harry said.
"Have to?" I asked.
"Yes. So then we can start our snogging session." he said. I smiled.
"Let it begin." I said leaning in.
Louis's POV
"I think im goin to go bed." ashley said all calm. OH MY GOD YES!
"Okay love. I'll be right here." I whispered. Is she off it??
"See you in the morning." she said sleeply.
"Okay." I whispered. Awww peace and quiet. Okay now who the hell threw the potato?! I heard Niall quack.
"NIALL DO YOU WANT A TWINKIE SHOVED UP YOUR BUTTHOLE?!" i heard Shelby yell. I snickered. I dont think anyone wants that shoved up there. Except for like a million dollars. It wouldnt hurt actually if a twinkie would go up there. Should I try it? No Louis thats disgusting. Yes Louis your right that is disgusting.
"I'LL SHOVE A DING DONG UP YOURS." I heard Niall yell back.
"NIALL! I WILL COME IN THERE." Shelby yelled.
"YOU GUYS DO YOU WANT TO WAKE UP ASHLEY?!" I yelled.
"OH HELL NO." shelby said.
"UH I'LL START CLOSING MY EYES NOW." niall yelled. Goooood. I should close my eyes now too. Zzzzzz
*A/N Hey people! I've been seeing a lot of mistakes in my story! Im sorry! But hopefully you'll still get it. I notice that one of them, it was supposed to Liam's POV not Louis's so i'll fix that when im done writing this. I hope you guys like it so far! If not then uh.....GET OUT OF HERE NIGGA. Oh I am not supposed to say that word....YEAH I CAN NIGGA. STOP THAT. Sorry. Okay well i'll update soon. But I have to type my letter to Obama. Should I ask him to read this story!? Nah. He'd probably get offended.....yeah...okay then have fun!:)*
