Crimson: *eagle screeching* WE'RE BAAAAAAACK!!!
Dragon: We would have posted this dare an hour or two sooner, but Admin decided now was the right time to start watching Steven Universe..
Admin: There is nothing wrong with spending summer break watching TV
Dragon: ANYWAYS... Thank you for making the first dare for everyone *irritated glare* But before we start, we have a new Admin joining us for the return... Crimson?
Crimson: *eating a cookie* Hm? Oh, right! Bring Valkyrie into the Studio please!
*Valkyrie appears*
Valkyrie: WHY THE EVERLOVING HECK IS THERE A PINEAPPLE OUTSIDE TRYING TO CONVINCE ME HE'S RUINING MY NON-EXISTENT LOVE LIFE?!?!?!
Dragon: Admin! I thought you got rid of the fruit!
Admin: He lives in my imagination, it's impossible for him to be gotten rid of
Dragon: Can I kill him?
Valkyrie: Can I help her kill him?
Crimson: Can I join in the killing of him?
Pineapple: Can I marry Admin's boyfriend?
The three hosts: O_o
Pineapple: *bursts into flames*
Valkyrie: *screams* THAT'S UNUSUAL!!
Admin: He lives in my imagination. I imagined him burning in hell.
Dragon: ... Cheerful. Anyways, the first dare of the summer comeback is from Puffleluver14950, but due to Admin being a lazy pile of horse **** I'm going to call them Puffle. Summon them to the Studio!
*Puffle smashes through the window dressed as Captain America*
Valkyrie: .. Should I bother asking?
Dragon: Internet people are crazy. There's never a point in asking them why they do what they do.
Puffle: *whacks Dragon round the head with the shield*
Crimson: *bursts out laughing*
Puffle: Anyways, mortal punks, I dare everyone, Admin and hosts included, to jump off of a diving board into a pool of lemon jello. ^_^
Admin: You had to condemn Valkyrie to The Diving Board on her first day, didn't you?
Puffle: Yup
Dragon: *rubbing her head* Hell is filled with people like you
Puffle: But I am Lucifer
Everyone: . . . . . . . . . .
Crimson: Anyways
Dragon: Let's just get this over with... *clicks her fingers and everyone is transported to The Diving Board, along with the MAC*
Stampy: Dear cake overlords, I thought the Dares were over...
Lee: We're going to die at this rate
Amy: Yup
Crimson: Oh cheer up, guys! It's just lemon jello!
Longshot: Is that a new hostess? *points at Valkyrie*
Valkyrie: Oui
Longshot: What's your favourite song from Hetalia
Valkyrie: I don't really like Hetalia
Longshot, stuffing breadsticks into his purse: I do not know you, you child of Hades
Nico di Angelo: I am personally offended by what that guy just said about children of Hades
Nico di Angelo: *shadow travels away*
Valkyrie: This place is insane
Dragon: We know. Right, is everyone on the board?
Stampy: Except Tomohawk. But he's an asshat
Netty: And my boyfriend
Stampy: That's why he's an asshat, sis
Crimson: Damn, Stampy, that's cold
Squid: Let's just get this over with
*everyone prepares to jump*
Salem: *runs past in a bikini waving a pink scythe in the air and jumps off whilst singing Hakuna Matata*
Squid: Aaand now I have a boner.
Dragon: Details, Squidgy. They aren't necessary at all times.
Lee: *howling with laughter*
Admin: For goodness sake.. *jumps and everyone falls off the board*
Stampy: YOU LITTLE CAKE HOLE
Admin: FLATTERY ISN'T NEEDED, STAMPS
*everyone lands in the lemon jello*
Dragon: Are we done now? Because I'd quite like to take a shower now
Salem: *jumps out of the jello, still wielding a scythe* HAKUNA MATATA YOU UNDERAGE TEENAGE DIRTBAGS
Valkyrie: *whips out a bow and arrow and starts shooting at Salem*
Dragon: Here we go again...
Lee: *pounces on Rosie* FOOD FIGHT
Stampy: *takes the opportunity to chase down Tomohawk*
Netty: Stampy, no!
Crimson: *sets fire to everything*
Dragon: I think I'm going to turn these cameras off before someone gets injured... See y'all later on, unless Salem decapitates us within the next ten minutes
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Magic Animal Club Dares
HumorWelcome to the studios where our lovely hosts Dragon and Crimson, along with various Wattpad authors, kidnap members of the Magic Animal Club and dare them to do ridiculously stupid and embarrassing things for the entertainment of the readers! Comme...
