Dragon: *coughs* I think I caught Crimson's illness... *coughs again*
Pineapple: *walks over* Me and your boyfriend had *censored* last night. It was fantastic. *walks away again*
Crimson and Dragon: O_O WTH
Crimson: Umm... Disregarding that, let's call in our guests today! First up, the popular MAC author who gave us this dare, Minecraft_aka_Maddie!
*Maddie appears from nowhere*
Maddie: Hi guys!
Dragon: *tries to brofist Maddie but ends up in fits of coughs on the floor instead* S-sup... ACHOO!
Maddie: *whispers to Crimson* Is she ok?
Crimson: Dragon-san is perfectly fine ^^ Anyways, now for the two lucky people receiving this dare, please welcome Amy and Stampy!
*Amy and Stampy appear out of nowhere*
Stampy: PEWDS DOES EVERYTHIIIIIIIING
Crimson, Maddie and Dragon: O.o What the...?
Amy: ... Don't ask... He keeps waking everyone up at night yelling something about PewDiePie but none of us know who he is...
Pineapple: PewDiePie is the man I slept with three weeks ago! *teleports away again*
Everyone: WTH
Crimson: Anyway... Maddie, please give Stampy and Amy their dare!
Maddie: *evil smirk* Ok... *shoves a book at them* Your dare is to read One Shot #6 of my Magic Animal Club One Shots. Have fun!
Amy and Stampy: *confused* Ok...
-FIVE MINUTES LATER-
Amy: Wait, what?!?! I don't like Stampy in that way!
Stampy: O.O What am I reading...
-ANOTHER FIVE MINUTES LATER-
Squid: *swings door open dressed in a ballerina costume thing* PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAAAAAIIIIIINBOOOOWWWWS *runs away again*
Everyone: O_O
Crimson: First it was Lee as a satsuma and now Squid as a ballerina... What is happening to us?!?!
-THREE MINUTES LATER-
Stampy: *having nosebleeds in a corner of the room*
Amy: *cutting book up with a flaming chainsaw* **** THIS YOU LITTLE PIECES OF **** HOW DARE YOU ******* DESCRIBE US IN THIS WAY YOU ********!!!!!!!
Dragon: *hiding behind desk* I think... She's mad... ACHOO
Crimson and Maddie: *hugging each other in a corner*
Crimson: IM SORRY I LET HER BURN YOUR BOOK
Maddie: IM SORRY I TEASED YOU ABOUT DATING TYLER
Crimson: IM SORRY I TRIED TO SHIP YOU WITH RESENDA
Maddie: IM SORRY I STARTED THE FIRE THAT KILLED YOUR FAMILY
Both: *look at each other* What.. did you say...? *fighting in the corner*
Pineapple: Goodbye readers. Remember - if your bestie gets a girlfriend or boyfriend, do your best to sleep with them and have *censored* with them. Goodbye. *walks away*
A/N DUDES IM JOKING!!!! NEVER COPY PINEAPPLE!! IT IS VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU TAKE ME SERIOUSLY ABOUT THIS! DON'T DO ANY OF THINGS PINEAPPLE DID OR SUGGESTED DOING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Magic Animal Club Dares
HumorWelcome to the studios where our lovely hosts Dragon and Crimson, along with various Wattpad authors, kidnap members of the Magic Animal Club and dare them to do ridiculously stupid and embarrassing things for the entertainment of the readers! Comme...
