Dragon: OK SO JUST A QUICK NOTE! IF ANY OF YOU ARE CONFUSED, ADMIN CHANGED HER USERNAME TO MAGIC_ANIMAL_AUTHOR SO THAT SHE CAN FOCUS PURELY ON HERE MINECRAFT/MAC BOOKS! GOT IT?
Crimson: Oh, and for the sake of your brains, we have removed Pineapple from the show for the time being ^^
Dragon: Yeah... He was kinda creepy O_O
Crimson: Agreed. Now, on with the-
*Pineapple appears*
Dragon: ...
Crimson: ...
Dragon: ... Dude. Wth.
Pineapple: F you *teleports away*
Dragon and Crimson: O_O WTF BRO
Dragon: Er-hrm. Moving on... Who's sent us today's dare?
Crimson: *checks list* Maddie. Again.
Maddie: *smashes through window wearing a MineCon cape and wearing balck sunglasses* 'Sup
Crimson: *puts on her own sunglasses* 'Sup
Dragon: *facepalms* I swear, one day I will get the hang of talking to you guys normally...
Crimson: *smoking a cigarette and wearing a bling necklace* You sure about that, punk?
Dragon: ... No. Anyways, what's the dare Maddie?
Maddie: *rips off cape and throws it at a cheering crowd of her fans* Amy and Lee have to read L For Love. Like, right now.
Dragon: How did all those people get in here...?
Crimson: *clicks fingers and Amy and Lee appear along with a book*
Lee: Hey! What the heck is going on here?
Amy: Salem was about to take me and Sqaishey dress shopping in town!
Dragon: *shoves the book at them* You've been dared to read this. Now hurry up so that I can go home and have some tea and chocolate cake and watch the series finale of Wolfblood!
Lee: Ok, ok, geez...
*some unmeasureable amount of time later*
Lee: *blushing madly* WTH?!
Amy: *facepalms* I have a sudden feeling of de ja vous... *turns and glares at Maddie, Crimson and Dragon* Oh right, you guys made me do this the other day with Stampy!]
Lee: Wait, what?!
Amy: ... Not important. Moving on!
*half an hour later*
Amy and Lee: DAMN YOU SQUID!!!!
*at the end of the book*
Lee: *very slowly closes book and walks out of the studios*
Amy: *ripping the book up and throwing pieces of it onto a random fire that somehow magically appeared in the room* CURSE... YOU... ALL... DO I LOOK PREGNANT TO YOU?!
Dragon: *whispers* Yes..
Amy: *tackles Dragon and they fall out the window*
Maddie: My precious book!!! *trying to save the book from the fire*
Crimson: Err... I guess we'll just be leaving now... Goodbye....
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Magic Animal Club Dares
HumorWelcome to the studios where our lovely hosts Dragon and Crimson, along with various Wattpad authors, kidnap members of the Magic Animal Club and dare them to do ridiculously stupid and embarrassing things for the entertainment of the readers! Comme...
