03: beyoncé
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"did you just sell that guy a beyoncé album?"
"for fuck's sake, you scared me!"
"good."
"yes, i did sell him that."
"yeah, and you even smiled! what happened to your strong opinion on modern music?"
"still right here. but i need to sell things, don't i?"
"sure your dislike hasn't drifted away because of me?"
"i'm very sure the dislike only grew larger because of you."
"sure?"
"sure."
"positive?"
"positive. now leave me alone, i have a job to do."
"sure?"
"fuck you."
