10: 5 seconds of summer
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"no way in hell you're making me listen to 5 seconds of summer."
"you agreed you'd listen to everything i'd suggest!"
"well, i was young and naive."
"it was an hour ago."
"yeah, but 5 seconds of summer is so..."
"so what?"
"so boyband, so mainstream, so wannabe punk rock."
"they're not a boyband!"
"you sound like a twelve-year-old fangirl."
"i take that as a compliment."
"whatever floats your boat."
"one song, okay?"
"damn it, alright. you and your stupid boybands."
"this one's called what i like about you."
"no way! this, my friend, is a blatant rip-off!"
"it's a cover."
"original is better."
"then why are you bobbing your head along to it?"
"i'm not!"
"yes you are! ha! you like it, admit it!"
"i do not!"
"do too!"
"do not!"
"do fucking too!"
"ugh, alright, i like it, now what?"
"now i'm very proud. you can dance if you want. i know you want to."
"you know what, fuck it, i'm going to dance to 5 seconds of summer and i'm going to love it. the world's fucked anyway."
"that's the spirit."
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ya theyre still having the date and ya i actuallt rlly like that 5sos song blame me okay
