05: drake
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"are you still here?"
"i've only been here for ten minutes."
"that's ten minutes too long, then."
"don't you have a job to do?"
"yes, my job is preventing people to buy shitty music."
"i doubt it. you failed at your job anyway, i want to buy this drake album."
"hmm, alright."
"what? no witty comment?"
"you think i'm witty?"
"alright, you can lose the smirk now. i'd like to pay by card."
