Luke: Mom, here's our new album.
Liz: Okay honey, let's hear it.
Luke: Uh... But mom I-
Liz: Shhh! Let's start with this one, "English Love Affair".
Luke: ...
Liz: *starts the song*
Luke: ...
Liz: ...
Luke: I think I should go-
Liz: LUKE ROBERT HEMMINGS, WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!
Luke: Uh...
Liz: BACK SEAT OF THE CAR? DRINKING ALL THE WAY TO THIRD BASE? UP STAIRS AND IT WASN'T ENDING THERE?! BUT YOU'RE ONLY 18 (now nineteen for you OCD people who need to have it right)! OH GOD, YOU ARE WRONG IF YOU THINK I'LL LET YOU MAKE A TOUR ALONE WITH THOSE THREE PERVERTS!!! IN FACT I WILL TOUR WITH YOU FOREVER! DO YOU HEAR ME MR. PRINCESS GETTING NAKED?!
Luke *nods*
Liz: Agh... all right. Let's go with the next one, "Greenlight".
Luke: *jumps out of the window*
