Calum's son: Daddy, did you get another tattoo?
Calum: Yeah, but you can't tell mom.
Calum's son: But you can't hide that.
Calum: Not if you wear a sweater, son.
Luke's daughter: DADDY, UNCLE MIKEY'S SON IS BEING AN - wait, what's the word? - AN ASS!
Luke: WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT WORD?!
All the kids: Uncle Calum!
Luke: *glares at Calum*
Michael's son: Daddy, is this what you would call a fucked up moment?
Ashton: Oh my god, where do you kids learn these words? *stubs toe* MOTHERFUCKER!
