*on a radio station somewhere*
Luke: I remember getting in trouble for not being at school when I should've been in school.
Michael: I mean it's not that bad, you've been in bigger troubles before.
Luke: Have I?
Michael: Luke was naked in a class room.
Fan: *on the phone* Oh my God!
Luke: That never happened.
Calum: It happened.
Ashton: It happened. We have photo evidence.
Luke: *picture*
