Calum: Damn, Calum, you look so good today. I'm sweating. You're the hottest piece of ass on this planet Calum. *turns away from the mirror* Wait, who's that smokin' hot dude? *turns back* Oh, it's just you, Calum. You and your sexy hair. Who's that guy with all those babes? Oh, it's just you, C-
Ashton: Who are you talking to in there?
Calum: Uh... bye mum, love you!
