Everyone loves summer and all. No school (except summer school) summer is "perfect."
*Reality hits you in the face*
Summer sucks.
Now I'm going to compare movie summers to reality summers. I will also include a movie that goes with that category.
Friends:
Movies: We hang out everyday!! (High School Musical)
Reality: Who?
Holidays:
Movies: Fireworks and kissing. (Hercules)
Reality: Wait! It's a holiday? Why wasn't I informed?!?!?!?
Finding love:
Movies: We kissed and were now together. (Grease)
Reality: I saw a guy at dunkin donuts holding a donut. His glaze was amazing...
Bodies:
Movies: Thigh gap, six pack, flat stomach, and huge muscles. (Magic Mike)
Reality: Whale
Law:
Movies: We don't care what the cops says!
Reality: "I'm going to jail!!"
"Ma'am it's just a parking ticket."
So guys lets just be honest summer really sucks and truthfully I miss annoying my teachers half to death. JK!! Maybe
