"Move your lazy butt!"
"You're sitting on me."
"Did you really just drop me?!?!?!"
"Ring Ring answer the phone..."
"I'm so tired I only got like 50% of the sleep I need"
" Charge me."
"Have you seen my charger?"
"Did you just drop me again?!?!?!"
"You're so clumsy."
"Why does your dog have me in his mouth?"
"Why am I in your boot?"
"Snapchat coming in."
"Hahaha You missed 10 calls from mom."
"Excuse me darling I have a message for you."
"I'm out of memory."
"Sorry you can't take anymore pictures."
"What does OMG mean? Is that even english?"
" Could you update me."
"DID YOU JUST DROP ME AGAIN!?!?!?!"
"I'M CRACKED!!!!!!!!"
"I'm going to die!!!!"
"Hahaha I used auto correct on you."
"Seriously why am I in your boot?"
" You are out of mobile data."
"Every Time you use data I'm going to charge $15 a minute."
" Why do you throw me on you bed? I just bounce off the wall and kill a cat."
"OOPS no WIFI"
" Charge Me."
