The Book of Randumbness

Apple Hates Me

Apple is a stupid no good excuse for technology when it comes to my devices. I've had bad luck with Apple since day one. My first device was an Apple iPod 4th gen and the screen cracked completely after one drop and it won't connect to wifi anymore and oh god it just sucks so bad. And then I got a Mac and it freezes too much and it deletes my work before I save it and gah just f*ck it. Then my TrashPad aka iPad which is the worst of all. The apps barely work it keeps restarting on its own and my camera roll keeps deleting itself like WHAT THE HECK I NEED ALL MY PICS!!! BRING THEM BACK YOU POOR EXCUSE FOR GOOD TECHNOLOGY! Every app keeps crashing and it's pissing me off to no end i wanna break this piece of garbage and burn its remains like seriously my luck sucks so bad I hate it so much I have the worst luck ever with these apple products. ARGH. I mean seriously everyone gets to experience all the cool features of Apple while I suffer -.-