The Book of Randumbness

Savageness

TODAY IM LIKE A TOTAL FUCKING SAVAGE GUYS IDK WHAT HAPPENED TO ME BUT DAMN

Kik Chat:

Me: What app do you guys use to make AMV's?

Person: Deeznuts free and Deeznuts Pro

Me: Well I guess that means they take up less space

Friend: DAAAAAAAAAAMNNNN GOT THAT ASSSSS BOI APPLY WATER TO THAT BURN LMAO SHE REKT YOUR ASS 

Other people in chat: *laughing emojis* I m dying 

Friend: lmfao nigga thought he did good she said yeet fuck outta here boi I'm dying like damn she destroyed him

Me: *sends to friends on IG*

Best friend [girl]: FUCKIN REKT HIS ASS OMFFFF BEST AKANKSHA ROAST APPLY CHIDORI

Best friend [guy]: Done

Instagram:

Annoying Kid: *talking random inappropriate shit* 

Me: Let's talk about something else :/

Annoying Kid: About what? Yaoi? Naruto? SasuNaru?

Me: sure why not, it's clearly better than what you're talking about. Anything is, really.

Annoying Kid: Donald Trump a good person? I'm dead.

Me: At least he's better than you

Annoying Kid: He is gonna take all the Mexicans back 

Me: Oh so you're going back good riddance

Best friend [guy]: Akanksha savage asf rn god damn

Annoying Kid: So? I have my green card

Me: For what? Your garden?

Best friend [guy]: Damn

Annoying Kid: Nah. For the United States.

Me: Which clearly doesn't need your presence

Best Friend [guy]: u.u This is Annoyed Akanksha. She's more dangerous in this state.

Annoying Kid: Okay I'll stop or else Akanksha will go broly mode on my ass

Best friend [girl]: This Akanksha scares me, last time she was like this there was a fight

Best friend [guy]: That's Akanksha for you. Cute and sweet one moment. Holds a knife to your throat the next.

Annoying Kid: *starts talking stupid shit again*

Me: wtf is your problem

Best friend [guy]: *hides* Akanksha is about to attack. She's an evil little thing. She's savage.

Annoying Kid: *sends pic of his hand* I wish my hands were smaller so I can shove my hand up someone's pu$$y

Best Friend [girl]: Please shut up

Me:  We wish your ego was smaller so I guess none of our wishes are coming true 

Best Friend [girl]: God damn

Best Friend [guy]: Told you

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Best Friend [girl]: You need to go back into the wild where you belong ya fuckin savage

LOL I HAD A GOOD DAY AND GOT A LOT OF PRAISE AND PLUS THE FAIRY TAIL EPISODES ARE ON THE WEBSITE I WATCH IT ON SO IMMA SPEND TIME WATCHING THAT NOW! MWAHAHAHA