The Book of Randumbness

Medical Drama Show

So my best friends and I were talking on Skype and we made this inside joke that turned into something xD Here's how it went:

Key:

Le Awesometatiousful Slave: Coraz

Krul❀: Me

Tomato Sis: Shaileen

Le Awesometatiousful Slave: My MRI took 25 minutes.

Krul❀ : ohh

Krul❀ : how'd it go

Tomato Sis: Do you have cancer?

Le Awesometatiousful Slave: No.

Tomato Sis: Good ;D

Krul❀ : LOL WHY WOULD YOU ASK THAT LIKE JUST BE ALL CASUAL ABOUT IT

Le Awesometatiousful Slave: I had headaches so my dad wanted me to get it checked out.

Tomato Sis: XD idk I wanted to be random

 Krul❀ : Did they get any results

Le Awesometatiousful Slave: Yea but they didn't tell me anything.

Tomato Sis: I can totally see this in a medical drama show

Le Awesometatiousful Slave: Lol.

Tomato Sis: "Did you get any results?"

"The Doctor hasn't told us yet... We must be patient..."

Le Awesometatiousful Slave: 😂

Krul❀ : *five days later* Sir, I'm sorry but you have a brain tumor.

Le Awesometatiousful Slave: Nuuuu....

Tomato Sis: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Tomato Sis: Jinx

Le Awesometatiousful Slave: Find out on the next episode.

Krul❀ : XD YES

Tomato Sis: *falls to my knees and clutches heart* WHY!.... WHYYYYYYYYYYYY!! *cries dramatically*

Tomato Sis: Akanksha you should've said, "Sir, I'm sorry but you have a brain tumor... You have exactly 2 weeks to live."

Krul❀ : I WAS GOING TO

Tomato Sis: WHY DIDNT YOU

Krul❀ : BUT CORAZ SAID NEXT EPISODE

Tomato Sis: DAMMIT

Krul❀ : next episode [recap] Sir, I'm sorry but you have a brain tumor...and...you have TWO WEEKS LEFT TO LIVE" Audience: //gasps// [opening theme plays] [commercial]

Tomato Sis: Will Coraz find a cure? Will he live? How long does he have to live! Find out on the next episode of Dragon Ball Z!

Krul❀ : XD

[12/30/15, 6:43:10 PM] Tomato Sis: XD omg your intro!

Krul❀ : [back to episode] Coraz: DAFUQ TWO WEEKS NO I'M STILL A VIRGIN SAVE ME BITCH I DON'T WANNA DIE ALONE WITH CATS AND WATCHING ROMANTIC MOVIES WHILE EATING ICE-CREAM

Krul❀ : this should be a thing

Tomato Sis: LOL THAT WOULD TOTALLY BE HIM

Tomato Sis: //Coraz's crush slams the door open and walks in// CORAZ! I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING! *wipes tear from cheek* I... I LOVE YOU! *sobs* I love you and I want us to be a family!

Coraz: NOOOOOOOOOO WHY!! *cries*

Krul❀ : Me, who randomly appears in episode: Hey Coraz, you should get a brain transplant.          Coraz: HELL NO     Me: It will help you live longer!      Coraz: THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW         Me; YOUS ABOUT TO DIES MAN     Coraz; BUT MY WAIFU        Me: If you decide to get a brain transplant, remember to say this: "I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind." PUNNING LIKE A BOSS *puts on shades and walks out of room while everyone blinks and stares blankly*