CRACK SHIPS REALLY PISS ME OFF! I MEAN SURE I KNOW PEOPLE SHIP THEM FOR A LAUGH MOST OF THE TIME BUT IT ANNOYS ME SO MUCH ESPECIALLY WHEN I SHIP A CHARACTER SO HARD WITH ANOTHER CHARACTER!
TRUST ME I DON'T ALWAYS LOVE THE POPULAR SHIPS THE MOST AND SOMETIMES I SHIP CHARACTERS WITH MORE THAN ONE OTHER CHARACTER BUT CRACK SHIPS ARE JUST THE ABSOLUTE WORST LIKE I KNOW IT'S A JOKE BUT IT MAKES ME SO MAD OMFG ESPECIALLY IF ITS FOR A DUMB REASON! AND THEN PEOPLE START HATING ON THE GOOD SHIPS FOR SOME DUMBASS REASON THEY MADE UP LIKE WTF!
EX:
1) STING X LUCY
CRACK SHIPPERS REASON: THEY'RE BOTH BLONDE.
WTF MAN. WTF. THATS NO REASON TO SHIP PEOPLE THEY NEVER EVEN FUCKING TALKED.
NO. NO. NO. NO. NO!
STING BELONGS WITH ROGUE
LUCY BELONGS WITH NATSU
2) STING X AQUARIUS
CRACK SHIPPERS REASON: THEY BOTH HAVE SIMILAR EARRINGS
DUDE WTF JUST WTF. DOES THIS MEAN YOU AND YOUR BEST FRIEND ARE SHIPPED TOGETHER CUZ YOU WEAR THE SAME EARRINGS? HUH?
AGAIN,
STING BELONGS TO ROGUE
AQUARIUS BELONGS TO SCORPIO.
3) STING X MASTER MAKAROV
CRACK SHIPPERS REASON: THEY'RE BOTH GUILDMASTERS.
WHAT THE HELL EVEN IS THIS DO YOU EVEN KNOW THEIR AGE DIFFERENCES?
GOD WTF
TO REPEAT MYSELF,
STING. FUCKING. BELONGS. TO. ROGUE.
YEAH MOST OF MY EXAMPLES INCLUDE MY BBY STING. DON'T CRACK SHIP HIM YOU CRACKHEADS.
THERE ARE MORE I'D LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT, WAY MORE, BUT I DON'T WANNA MAKE THIS LONG.
On a side note, I really don't like Yukino :/ I hate how she's shipped with Sting or Rogue and that really gets on my nerves since CLEARLY Sting and Rogue belong together. They're my top OTP.
> guess we can count this as a rant. I'm honestly done with crack shippers they need to lay off the crack, because ships are important. Just cuz they're not the most important doesn't mean you can make up all these dumb ships that will never be cannon. So ha. ha. HA.
