Facebook •Harry x Louis•

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2: Twinky pie.

Harry: Twink, hello!

Louis: It's way to early for this.

Harry: I still remember you,

Louis: Surprisingly.

Harry: Your ass looks nice in those sweats today.

Louis: Stop.

Harry: Why? You got to call me daddy.

Louis: Omfg that was an accident.

Harry: Sure it was, twinky pie.

Louis: Quit it!

Harry: Hit it and quit it ;)

Louis: I'm fricking straight. I never thought of my dingaling inside of a booty hole.

Harry: But you thought of a dingaling inside of your booty hole.

Louis: No wtf. If I were gay, I'd top.

Harry: HAHAHAHAHA NOOOOOO.

Louis: -.-

Louis: I regret adding you so much.

Harry: I thought I added you?

Louis: G2GGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Harry: Little twinky pie, get back here.

Louis: Quit it with the stupid name.

Harry: No?

Louis: How did I even find you cute?

Louis: FACEBOOK STOP SENDING MY MESSAGES OMG

Harry: Oh because it's facebooks fault -.-

Louis: It is!

Harry: You did this like three times already.

Louis: correction, Facebook did this like three times.

Harry: Sure, twinky pie... Sure...

Louis: Yo... I ain't no twink dawg... I'm not gay, son. Keep playing and imma have to come down there, beat you with a bread stick.

Harry: ???!????!???!

Louis: You got it dawg?

Harry: Uhhhhhhhhhh... Are you sure you're not drunk right now?

Louis: ... F*ck you.

Harry: You'd sure love to, twinky pie.

Louis: pls stop.

Louis: Why would you put that status up :(.

Harry: Because you are funny.

Louis: Your damn friends wont stop adding me. And that Niall dude keeps calling me twinky pie now.

Harry: Hey, thats only my nickname.

Louis: Omfg stooopppp it.

Louis: How the heck do you get so many likes?

Harry: Because I'm popular with people.

Harry: And I'm cute.

Louis: No you're not.

Harry: Yes I am.

Louis: No.

Harry: Yes.

Louis: No.

Harry: Yes.

Louis: No.

Harry: Yes.

Louis: pls shut up.

Harry: Ha! I win, you lose!

Louis: How the hell are you 22? You act like you're 5.

Harry: Twinky pie, why're you so rude?

Louis: I'm not a twink!

Harry: "Daddy"

Louis: That doesn't even prove anything.

Harry: It proves you're gay & that you're a twink.

Louis: I have a girlfriend please shut up!

Harry: What's her name then?

Louis: Briana. She's in some of my pictures dummy.

Harry: Ew I thought that was just a friend.

Louis: No..

Louis: Can you seriously stop making statuses about me?

Louis: Why're you friends with my girlfriend on here?

Louis: WHYRE YOU FRIENDS WITH MY EX GIRL FRIEND ON HERE?

Harry: Wait Eleanor is your ex? Holy crap!

Louis: Why is that surprising?

Harry: I don't know, it just it.. Omg.

Louis: Why is she on your side? -.-

Harry: Because I'm better.

Louis: I have over thirty friend requests, this is your fault.

Harry: I would say I'm sorry but I'm not.

Louis: Theres all these gay dudes messaging me, what the hell did you do?

Harry: I dunno. You're the one who decided to comment and give yourself away.

Louis: Harry stop, if I say I'm not gay then I'm not. Respect me.

Harry: I want you to stop lying to me.

Louis: I'm not.

Harry: If you're not gay then why did you call me daddy, hot and cute?

Louis: I can't find another male attractive?

Harry: You called me daddy.

Louis: By accident...

Harry: But you still did it.

Louis: -.-

Harry: Just stop denying it lol. When you do there'd be plenty of guys chasing after you and then you might be happy.

Louis: Who said I wasn't happy?

Harry: C'mon.. When I looked at your profile you look so miserable with girls hanging onto you but when a guy does it BAM, you look happy af.

Louis: -.- whatever..

Louis: I g2g. I'm going skating with my GIRLFRIEND.

Harry: Hope you meet a really cute guy there that will make you stop denying this.

Louis: I hope you get a brain by the time I get back.

Harry: Already have one babe.

Louis: My dick twitched when you called me babe.

Louis: I'm about to sue facebook sTOP SENDING THESE MESSAGES.

Harry: Oh, you're so straight lol.

Louis: Goodbye.