So I've been reading a lot of comeback stories and these are some of my favourites ( btw I'm not a homophobe this is only for pplz who always get called gay or lesbian when there not)
Gay? lesbian? Honey, I'm straighter than the pole your mother dances on
I would go out with you but I don't take out trash
Do you still love nature? Despite what it did to you?
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