Rants from Satan

siblings

so i have a sister and those of you who have a sibling GET WHAT IM ABOUT TO SAY

nothing will ever be fair between you two first of all

secondly your parents do in fact have a favorite, they just refuse to tell you, BUT YOU KNOW WHEN THEY GIVE THE BIGGER SLICE OF CAKE TO YOUR SIBLING

also get her a better laptop than the one you currently have

I crie

also having to fight for the TV remote then angering your parents and have them take it from you so neither of you get to watch TV

and when you give each other weird supposedly sexy looks that are really awkward but that's sort of the point

and then when you kick each other trying to reach whatever your sibling is holding

LIKE BITCH GIVE IT TO MEEE

IT IS MINNEEEE

MINE

but of course they claim it's theirs BUT ITS NOT

IT IS NOT

ughhhh

and when they snoop in your room and look through all your shit (aka why I don't have a diary)

ok I'm done because if I continue I will legit never stop omfg