Rants from Satan

autocorrect

or autoslut as Dani calls it ( @aLovelyDaydream )

anyway I'll be typing something and it'll be like

"how's your weekend? I got fucking run over by a bus" (this is an example btw I didn't get run over by a bus)

and autocorrect is like

"hows you're weeknd! I got ducking ren over byBak"

and I'm lkke wrrrf

THAT WAS AUTOCORRECT IM ON MH PHONE

MY* LIKE* WTF*

and EVERYTIME I'm Texting somol

I can't even finish that sentance bcos of the amount of autocorrect I'm getting

let's just roll w/ it and see all the mistakes autoslut makes

when I'm talking gknf someone anything j write usually ends up being weird af and the here like wrf is gonna on w: umr writing

I DIDNT FIX ANYTHJNG THATS ALL AUTOCORRECT ^

pls apple up ur standards k thnx

anyway

I'm bored

I'm jn computer class and the principal came in and told us that we're not supposed to be here we have a meeting but I'm pretending I can't hear her cos I have my headphones in lewl lewl

so off track

my attention span is shorter than a piece of grass

if I could stab autoslut I would do it gladly TBH

okay wellllllllllllllllllllll

idk the bell just rung we have class

so I'm gonna go ;-; I just thought this should be said