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My Midnight-ish Rant!

Okay, so this was three years ago and I was going through editing to make this book bearable, but I honestly can't delete this. It's so stupid, it's almost nostalgic, but really, it's mostly a lot of cringing. If you want, It might be best to skip this chapter, but I will admit, it's so fucking dumb, it's hilarious.  

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Elllo my fluffy marshmallow children! That should be a thing. Everyone make that a thing!!!! Anywho who watched the new Doctor Who episode?? *Raises Hand* MeMeMe! Umm so I'm watching Wicked Tuna I think it is called and apparently fishing gets your adrenaline going? I was talking and just like sprayed my computer with spit! LOL. um um um um i'm just writing what i think and that show i was talking about I was right it's called wicked tuna!!!! I'm intelligent! Now I make a s'more over the stove! mwahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahHA!!!! I ate your parents!!!! Not just the finger the MOVING FINGER!!!! LOL I watch big bang finger LOL I meant theory. Holy poop it's like 1:45AM!! I told you it would be a midnight rant

Why can't I sleep:( this is not fair plus I feel like someone's gonna come kill me! Why oh why! I'm to young to die! Yawn. It was like 9;30pm when I started and I forgot for like three hours. Yep you heard right I forgot you! No offense or anything. Sorry if you take that to offense. Don't yell at me! Woah my parents tv like just turned on to some girl screaming. CREEPY! Hey all you people with dogs do they snore to or is it just mine. P.S. my dogs names are Rozy she's seven years and is a chocolate lab and buddy he's like 13 weeks old and is also a chocolate lab.

It's like cold warm in my room!! Ahhhhh what happened to all humanity?! Soooooo thirsty! Burp. My throat is dry! Help me! Ahhhhh. Lhoffman died of dehydration- wait all those who were cheering sorry I lived. Now for once Lhoffman is tired!

GOODNIGHT FLUFFY MARSHMALLOW CHILDREN!!!!