Random Book of Random

How To Make People Think You're Completely Insane:)

This entire book makes me cringe I'm so sorry you guys had to read these. But also ty for baring with me, hopefully you'll appreciate the fact that I cringe so hard when I read this chapter that I'm pretty sure I sprained my neck, anyways, enjoy? maybe? I'm sorry you're reading this?

and now...

presented from my sixth grade year...

ways to make people think you're completely insane

1.) Run around the neighborhood yelling your favorite song

2.) Dress up like a clown and honk a horn at random person (This will not work on halloween)

3.) Get someone to drive you around the town and blast Taylor Swift (Bring clown noses for both of you)

4.) Be a mime for the day

5.) Attempt to sleep upside-down like a bat

6.) Attempt to walk on your hands

7.)Burp in the face of your enimies

8.)Freeze

9.) Randomly start proding your tongue with your finger

10.) Start knitting in the middle of the mall

11.) Become the ultimate Minecraft fan

12.)Smile creepily....Always

13.) At random times say "Did you hear that......Holy Crap it's coming from your ear" then pretend to examine the inside of their ear

14.) Go up to your enimies and in a german accent say "You are shuned." Snap a picture of thier face and walk away. (I got this off of parental guidance in case theres a quiz)

15.) Pinch your own cheeks and breath deeply through your mouth

16.) Repeat this vicious cycle; Laugh, snort, then laugh because you snorted, snort again.... as I said vicious

17.) Make it rain popcorn

18.) Finally try the treanch coat trick from all the movies (You know what I'm talking about)

19.)Try to make the Kit-Kat beat with actual Kit-Kats

20.)Laugh to long at a really cheesy joke, then slowly slow your laughing to an awkward stop

21.) Disscuss the evilution of superheros with your imaginary friend on a park bench

All done

if you made it all the way through without completely hating my guts, thank you, it's appreciated.