text messages ➳ larry stylinson

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/HARRY POV/

this bitch: so are u like gay af?

this bitch: cause m'gay af ;)

me: well i like dick if that's what youre asking lewis

this bitch: omfg

this bitch: omfg

this bitch: ur annoying

me: cool. (:

this bitch: anyways

this bitch: whats my name in ur phone?

me: this bitch

this bitch: awh ily too

this bitch: foOkin loosA

me: your letters are having growth spurts i see

this bitch: IM ATILL JENNY FROM DA BLOCK

this bitch: STILL* and i know asshole

me: jennifer lopez eh

jenny from da block: what?

jenny from da block: oh koOl

me: i changed your name to 'jenny from da block'.

me: cause i can

jenny from da block: wtf

jenny from da block: i mean damn i gotta ass but not that fat

me: omfg bye

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i couldnt even contain my laughter anymore. i had to face it, louis wasnt bad at all.

he literally was so random and i thought it was hilarious
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/LOUIS POV/

tasmanian: i mean if we're just qouting songs

tasmanian: ALL EYES IN ME.IN THE MIDDLE.OF THE RING.JUST LIKE A CIRCUS

me: britney spears? srsly

white girl britney: yeah problem?

me: not at all white girl britney

white girl britney: wut? is that my contact name?

me: nooooooooooooooooohooooooppoooopooooooiiiioooooooooaoo oooooooodooooooooooooooooooóoooøioiihuoooooooooiioonnv hug iooooooo why would u thibk.that?

white girl britney: istg if thats my name lewis i will hurt you & learn how to type jenny

me: omfg

me: just kill me now

me: bc u are hurtin my soul when u call mE LEWIS

soul killer: shore lol