HARRYS POV
me: we should get together again tomorrow (:
lou: no i dont like u
me: wow real mature
lou: juST KIDDIN U BEAUTIFUL ANCIENT GREEK GODS
me: k wow
lou: im so tired harold jeez
me: im just gonna ignore the harold part
lou: but u just said something about it
me: shush! now why are you so tired?
lou: bc damn daddy u wore me out ;) wink wink
me: oh gods not this
lou: u know u like it when i talk like that
me: no no i dont
lou: ANYWAYS
me: WHAT?
lou: im like really hungry
me: aww
lou: for ur dick
me: and there it goes
lou: dont say anything
me: oh youre the sweetest thing
lou: nO THIS ISNT SWS TIME
me: WHY ARE YOU SO PISSED OFF?
lou: I CAN HEAR IT THRU THE WIRE
me: ITS LATE NOW WHY ARENT YOU SLEEPIN?
lou: SHOULDNT U BE IN BED?
me: you really should though lou
me: its late love
lou: AWW ur a kill buzz
me: buzz kill*
lou: stfu
me: my point exactly
lou: yeah i knowjdbazjvshajvks
me: wot?
lou: my phone fell on my face thats 'wot'
me: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
lou: bye
me: WAit
lou: what harold?
me: no stop wtf
me: lewis
lou: no bitch
me: yes bitch
lou: dame tu amor para besarte tu boquita
me: WoT?
lou: idk i heard it on the radio and tried to spell it out
me: okay.......
lou: .......yako
me: slightly worried about you now
lou: idk why, me and my dick are perfectly content
me: and thats my cue to leave
lou: NOOOOOOO ABBAY
me: WOT?
lou: i like bananas
me: M E T O O
lou: cool
lou: we both like sucking dick :)
me: HOWS DOES BANANAS HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH SUCKING DICK?
lou: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
me: ihy
lou: lly
me: no stop
lou: yes go
me: child
lou: peasant
me: bitch please
lou: please what daddy?
me: goodbye world
lou: :)
me: i dont even understand\
lou: yeah i know
me: have you ever had a fried twinky?
lou: NO BUT IT SOUNDS GOOD
me: IT IS!
lou: um excuse me
me: ?
lou: who is this bitch 'tswift1989' on twitter?
me: oh thats taylor
lou: okay
lou: WHY IS THIS BITCH FLIRTING WITH U? UR GAY
lou: TELL HER TO GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF RN
me: babe calm down
me: she knows im gay
me: im scared of vaginas anyways lou
lou: swiggity swag in the vag
me: wTF
me: vaginas are black holes that sometimes smell bad
lou: i remember coming out of my mothers vag
lou: it was squeaky clean woohoo
me: WHY WTF
lou: yeahhhhhhhhhhhh
me: kill me now
lou: *shoots u* bang
me: *dies*
lou: and okay then
lou: didnt even gimmie a goodbye fuck
lou: or child support
me: your imagination is incredible
lou: i thought u were dead.....
me: no
lou: AW DARN IT
me: wow
lou: oops
me: bye asshole x
lou: bye cocksucker x
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text messages ➳ larry stylinson
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