amazing right?^
anyways
HARRYS POV
me: im hungry bitch
me: feed me
lou: ill feed u alright
lou: feed u dis dick
me: i always walk into that
me: god help me
lou: i can help u
lou: that is if u'd like
me: no gracias
lou: oooo espanol
lou: i can speak some Spanish
lou: no tengo un nariz
me: um, so how do you breathe?
lou: wat?
lou: water u tAlkin about?
me: you said you dont have a nose...
lou: oh... im ashamed
me: anyways...
me: if youre american in the kitchen, whatre you in the bAthroom?
lou: what? idk
me: european LOL GETTT IT
lou: ... just stop
me: & whatre you on the way to the bathroom?
lou: .....
me: RUSSIAN LMAO
lou: i think u should cross out comedian as a job
me: you make me feel low, dont make me feel low
lou: NO UR NOT QUOTING SWS
me: idk what you mean
lou: so i went to this party right?
me: mhm?
lou: & all they had was hotdogs...
me: LOL CRYING
me: DID.YOU EAT ANYTHNG?
lou: no bc everyone knows im gay
lou: so they snickered when i walked in..
lou: i was uncomfortable tbh
me: i bet you were turned on LOL
me: you were probably all like "i wish my daddy was here"
lou: aww i wish i was there too haz
me: wut?
me: LOUIS
lou: HARRY
me: STOP WITH THE DADDY JOKES
lou: aww :(
lou: princess made daddy sad
me: ... im cryinf
me: stap makjng me.lausb
lou: breathe harry lol
me: im dyinf
me: aksnskak
lou: well okay then..
me: SYUNF
lou: what?
lou: i think ill just leave...
me: NO STAY IM DONE OK
lou: im disturbed..
me: oh?
me: you disturb me all the time tbh
lou: liar
me: not lying
me: do not start this again.lewis
lou: NOT LEWIS.OMFG
lou: HOE DONT DO IT
me: yah
lou: OH MY GOD
me: wut are we even talking about?
lou: how far my dick can go in ur ass
me: i think not
lou: i think yes
me: i think you need to pray
lou: WHAT IF IM NOT RELIGIOUS HAROLD HUH
me: istg if you call me harold one more time I'll cut you
lou: no need for violence
lou: unless of course we talkin bdsm ;)))
me: i think imma go insane tAlking to you
me: liams gonna be worried about me
lou: whos liam?
me: my best friend
lou: no.
lou: im ur bestfriend
lou: u dont need anyone else
lou: arent i enuff?
me: YOUR TOO MUCH TBH
lou: fuck u
me: you wish
lou: oh but i do wish
me: bye
lou: omfgggggggggggg
YOU ARE READING
text messages ➳ larry stylinson
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