text messages ➳ larry stylinson

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/HARRY POV/

midget bitch: u know

midget bitch: i dont rlly know what u look lyk bc ur kik pic was a cat

midget bitch: so send me noods with ur face ;)

me: wtf bye lewis

midget bitch: wait no

midget bitch: just send a pic ok?

me: (image attached)

midget bitch: holy shet

midget bitch: asdfghjkl

midget bitch: ur hawt

midget bitch: like zamn zaddy

me: lol im daddy?

midget bitch: what? no. im daddy.

midget bitch: ur daddies lil princess

me: but im like 6ft basically so

midget bitch: so? i gotta big dick. we're even.

me: omfg bye.

daddy: imma lick u up and down

me: till you say stop

daddy: i knew u were a freak

me: no you dont understand

daddy: oh no i get it i get it

me: water you? drake?

daddy: if ur nicki ;)

me: i have no ass so

me: but send me a pic

daddy: (image attached)

me: OMFG NOT PF YOUR DUCK WTF

me: OF TOUR FACE

perv: oops

perv: (image attached)

me: you're so...

me: cute! like a kitten (:

kitten: thanks but no thanks

kitten: so noods or?

me: bye

kitten: omfffgg