The Five Stages of Back to School
Denial: The supplies
Me: Why can't we just go to 99 Cents store to buy this stuff
Dad: It's not that expensive.
Me: But 99 Cents store is fine.
Dad: We can go to Walmart.
Price ends up being 50 bucks.
Anger: The schedule
Me: Wtf no classes with anybody
Me: Why
Me: School wtf you want me to actually pay attention don't you
Me: I don't even wanna go you know
Me: I'd rather sing and read fanfiction.
Bargaining: The trips
Me: Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom.
Mom: What?
Me: Let's do something fun before school starts.
Mom: No, I'm playing my game.
Me: Okay. Dad.
Dad: *taking a nap*
Me: Fucccckkk.
Depression: The night before
Me: What if I can't find my classes
Me: What if I don't like my classes
Me: What if school's just a dream and I'm going crazy
Me: Why do I even have school again
Acceptance: Five Hundred Sheep Over the Fence
Me: Five hundred sheep jump over the fence
Me: And still no sleep for me
Me: Add one now, still can't sleep
Me: Now it's five hundred and one fucking sheep
Major crash after the first day. Ah gawd...
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