The Process Fluffy-chan Goes Through When Thinking of Stories (2)

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Fluffy: I can't use the word demon because then I'd be tied down by the religious people yelling at me for getting things wrong.

Fluffy: And I kinda think they're more like dragons or something...

Fluffy: ...

Fluffy: Dramons

Fluffy: That word is fucking stupid

Fluffy: But who fucking cares

Fluffy: Shiro is a dramon everybody

(Just so I don't have to explain things, let's just say Shiro is my OC with an unoriginal name.)

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Fluffy: I wanna rewrite a story I posted a year ago

Fluffy: BUT THEN PEOPLE WOULD CALL ME OUT FOR HAVING THE MAIN CHARACTER BEING DELUSIONAL

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Fluffy: If I could update better then maybe people wouldn't think I'm a crazy twelve year old

Fluffy: But here I am at fourteen and claiming that I have a genderbend

Fluffian: HEY AM I A PROBLEM TO YOU

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Fluffy: YOU GET TO BE A DRAMON, AND YOU GET TO BE A DRAMON, EVERYONE GETS TO BE A FUCKING DRAMON

Fluffian: What?

Shiro: It's probably best if you don't ask.

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Fluffy: My humor involves cussing, sentences in caps lock, and hinting at dirty jokes.

Fluffy: I really am a twelve year old.

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Fluffy: HOW DO I NOT ONLY READ FROM ONE ACCOUNT

Fluffy: ALL I FUCKING READ IS EITHER YANDERE SHIT OR YAOI SHIT

Fluffy: so im like the majority of tumblr or some shit like that

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Fluffy: *writing some thing that involves water*

Sentence I wanna write: The stream shot though the air.

Sentence I end up writing: The stream shit through the air.

Fluffy: ...

Fluffy: shit

Fluffy: the stream shit through the air

Fluffy: streams of water can fucking shit in the air everybody

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Fluffy: What do you do when you want to write but you end up checking Mystic Messenger even though you checked it ten minutes ago.

Fluffian: ...Create more dramons?

Fluffy: AND YOU GET TO BE A GODDAMN DRAMON, YOU GET TO BE A FUCKING DRAMON, AND YET NO ONE WILL KNOW WHAT A FUCKING DRAMON IS

Shiro: It sounds a bit silly.

Fluffian: This is you were talking about you little shit don't insult our ideas don't like don't read bitch

(Fluffian is like, every salty fanfiction author ever)

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Fluffy: Oi you

Len: What?

Fluffy: pls

Fluffy: Pls stop this madness

Len: What? I'm still confused.

Fluffy: Pls stop playing in my headphones

Fluffy: I can't keep listening to Len singing about fucking ten girls at the same time for long

Fluffy: This has got to stop

Fluffy: ITS TIME TO STOP

Fluffy: JUST STOP

Fluffian: They got to you too. Ah... Another one down... *loading the buttercake cannon*

Len: I mean, it's your fault for downloading the song...

Fluffy: IM TRYING TO WRITE ABOUT SOMEONE DYING AND THEN I HEAR LEN SING ABOUT HIS HOLY LANCE EXPLOSION SHIT

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Fluffy: How do people update so much

Fluffy: I wish I could do that

Fluffy: But then I have homework

Fluffy: And I end up naming someone Leon Grey, which is fucking unoriginal.

Leon (no not the Vocaloid): You know, my mother gave me that name. I think it's fine.

Fluffy: NO I FUCKING CAME UP WITH IT AND ITS COMPLETELY UNORIGINAL

Leon: Wow, calm down, geez.

Shiro: *pats Leon's shoulder* It's alright. I have an unoriginal name too.

Leon: ...Who the hell are you?

Fluffy: SHIRO'S A DRAMON, YOURE A DRAMON, HES A DRAMON, IM A DRAMON, IS THERE ANY OTHER DRAMONS I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT

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(Just wanted to rant a bit on the things going on in my head when writing.)

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