@KawaiiKumaGirl: I dare Hoddie to read a yaoi fanfic between him and Jeff and Hoddie HAS to be the uke in it! XD
(I had no idea what to expect btw)
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Me: Okay then. *looks up story and starts reading it*
Me: Alright.
Me: This is.. nice. I guess.
Me: A bit weird.. but.. nice.
Me: Oh.
Me: Oh no.
Me: Oh?
Me: OH.
Me: This... This isn't so nice anymore.
Me: Oh god, Jeff did wHAT?
Me: oh NO STOP.
Me: AH!
Jeff: What are you doing.
Me: OH.. NOTHING.
Jeff: You're hiding something aren't you.
Me: ...
Jeff: Ok lemme see that *takes my tablet*
Me: Jeff you shouldn't--
Jeff: Shh. *starts reading*
Jeff: wh.. what the?
Me: Listen, I know it's weird--
Jeff: *gives me back my tablet* That... is much more... than WEIRD... I will never sleep again.
Me: I mean... it's not like you enjoy sleeping anyway..
Jeff: Yes but at least I didn't wanna burn my eyeballs out. Maybe if I did.. I wouldn't have to see what I just saw... oh god the images in my head.
Me: HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL?
Jeff: Hoodie, you're clearly not straight so you probably like that shit.
Me: SHUT UP.
Jeff: WHATEVER. I'm gonna go.. puke.
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PS I am still scarred.
