ALEX_killed_CP: Hoodie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Here's a dare! I dare u to go into town dressed in all pink(so ur mask and stuff) and sing half a song by Eminem
idk if what I'm singing will be half but I really don't know much Eminem so yah
also I asked EJ to join me
and warning, this is gonna be really random
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EJ: idk about this
Me: chill
EJ: I mean.. we're killers. and you're about to go into a HUMAN town dressed like... that.
Me: so?
EJ: no one will ever take us seriously.
me: then we kill those who mock us.
EJ: isn't that a bit harsh..?
Me: ... seriously?
EJ: fine.. let's just do it.
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*we are walking as people are staring and music is playing*
Me: knees weak, arms are heavy,
Me: there's vomit on sweater already
EJ: MOMS SPAGHETTI
EJ: *throws spaghetti at random child*
Me: Dammit EJ we haven't even gotten through the first verse!
EJ: so?!
Me: Where the hell did you get spaghetti?!
EJ: From mom, apparently!
Me: You have no mom!
EJ: I CAN DREAM, HAROLD!
Me: Who da fu--
random child: *crying bc there is spaghetti sauce in his eyes*
EJ: SHUT YA FUCKIN MOUTH
Me: EJ!
EJ: HOODIE!
random child: YOU BETTA LOSE YA SELF IN THE MUSIC THE MOMENT YOU OWN IT YA BETTA NEVER LET IT GO
EJ: GO
child's mom: YA ONLY GET ONE SHOT DO NOT MISS YA CHANCE TO BLOW THIS OPPORTUNITY COMES ONCE IN A LIFETIME
random child's little sister: THAT WAS STRAIGHT FIRE, FAM!
Me: ....
EJ: ....
everyone else: ....
EJ: what the hell.. just happened..
Me: *backs away* I'm just gonna... just gonna.. um.. I'm just- *runs away*
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yah I told you this was gonna be random.
