Stranger: Dude are you ready to party!!!
Lauren: Umm who is this?
Stranger: Oh sorry wrong number
Stranger: Bye
Lauren: ...but I want to party.
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Lauren: Mom, I'm at Target and I locked my keys in the car! Can you please come?
Mom: Okay hun, I will be there in a bit.
Lauren: Well please hurry! The windows are down and it's about to rain!
Mom: I'm worried about you...
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Lauren: Do you think I'm cute?
Crush: No ;)
Lauren: Am I pretty?;)
Crush: No
Lauren: Does that mean I'm beautiful? <3
Crush: No it means your ugly
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Allie: Hey lauren, ima make a grope chat with jane and you
Allie: ~group
Lauren: Cool, hurry up and do it
Allie: Hello this is a group chat
Jane: Hello a group chat :) :) :)
Lauren: Okay so we're all connected
Allie: (8=>)
Jane: OMG WHAT IS THAT
Allie: it's a smiley that i invented
Lauren: .... really? -_-
Allie: (8=>)~~~~ now he has a long beard
Jane: lord have mercy.
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Mom: How do you send text messages i am trying to send one to barbara
Lauren: The same way you texted me...
Mom: But why isn't barbara in my contacts
Lauren: Try messaging the text to her phone number
Mom: I'm not trying to call barbara I'm trying to text her
Lauren: ........Just message the text to the phone number..
Mom: but why I don't want to call her I want to text her
Lauren: It's the same way, the text gets sent to her phone through her phone number.
Mom: so is it like reading the text to her I just want to send a message
Lauren: Just do it, it is sending a little message to her, okay
Mom: okay
Mom: what is her phone number
Lauren: =_=
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OssyEgan Texts
HumorThis is a silly funny not-so-much-of-a-story inspired by @LokiBR with her "Avenger Texts" story (so go check that out and vote on it) *NEW NOTE* LokiBR now says "we were never friends", no clue why other then the fact she probably thinks I'm Gay, sh...
