Ossy: Debbie I saw you at the bookstore where the cookbooks are
Debbie: I found some nice cookbooks omg I just love them
Ossy: We need to exchange recipes and start scrapbooking together
Debbie: Yes I'll call you and arrange a cookbook scrapbooking party omg exciting I love scrapbooking
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Ossy: Jane how do you make the sound that comes out of this thing louder?
Jane: You go and get a hearing aide.
Ossy: No I want to make the sound louder so I can hear it
Jane: press the microphone with the + next to it -.-
Ossy: oh does it turn the phone into a microphone and make my voice loud? I just want to be able to hear stuff
Jane: ... It'll turn the sound up so you can hear, if it doesn't help, ask Dad or something
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Ossy: Jane can you go put toilet paper in the downstairs bathroom
Ossy: Jane you need to do your homework
Ossy: Come down and put away your fresh laundry
Ossy: Your Dad and I decided that this spring, we're going to get you a new car since the old one is having problems.
Jane: OMG Really? :D :D
Ossy: No, I was just checking to see if you saw my texts.
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Ossy: Jane, clean up your room, we're having guests over.
Jane: What, are the guests going to gather together in my room or something?
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Ossy: Did you hear what Barbara said to Betty? Debbie and I couldn't believe it!
Vickie: OMG Sandy told me, I can't believe Barb would say something like that!
Barbara: I suppose you guys are forgetting that this is a group chat.
*BETTY HAS LEFT THE CHAT*
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Jane: Mom stop bossing me around!
Ossy: I brought you into this world and I can take you out of it :)
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STAI LEGGENDO
OssyEgan Texts
UmorismoThis is a silly funny not-so-much-of-a-story inspired by @LokiBR with her "Avenger Texts" story (so go check that out and vote on it) *NEW NOTE* LokiBR now says "we were never friends", no clue why other then the fact she probably thinks I'm Gay, sh...
