Emma: I hit a bunny mom :-(
Mom: Oh no.. easter is cancelled.. thanks a lot!
Emma: STOP! He ran out in front of me! What was I supposed to do? :-(
Mom: Here comes Peter Cottontail, hopping down the Bunny Trail.. OH NO! Here comes Emma... *SPLAT!!*
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Emma: Mom, will you PLEASE give me a ride to Jane's party? please please pleeeaaasseee?
Mom: Sdflxmojfdfsglkrnidf --Honey,-- 342p98ut5jwgtsrfdlnbhil-- I think we're breaking up--eofesnzd,zl;efsjf --no siglnal-- o;dfleklrjuiuey4786rftgfd
Emma: Oh okay! Call me when you get a better signal!
Mom: ...I raised an idiot.
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Emma: I hit a tree
Allie: WHAT?
Allie: Are you okay?
Allie: Or should I say oaky?
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Mom: I just got to JCREW
Emma: ok
Mom: What size shits do you take?
Emma: What!? Mom that's disgusting! Haha.
Emma: And large, by the way.
Mom: Good grief! This phone. Shirts.
Emma: Love you mom. See you soon.
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Ex: I was having pizza tonight and thought of you, that was our thing :(
Emma: I had some baby carrots earlier and thought of your dick. Bye
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HumorThis is a silly funny not-so-much-of-a-story inspired by @LokiBR with her "Avenger Texts" story (so go check that out and vote on it) *NEW NOTE* LokiBR now says "we were never friends", no clue why other then the fact she probably thinks I'm Gay, sh...
