Mom: Your great aunt just passed away. LOL
Allie: Why is that funny?
Mom: It's not funny Allie! Wht do you mean?
Allie: Mom lol means laughing out loud!
Mom: Ohmy goodness!! I sent that to everyone I thought it meant lots of love. I have tocall everyone back oh god
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Mom: Hi allie space space space space how space are space you space doing period capital eye love this new phone exclamation point
Allie: I see youre using voice text. You don't have to say space mom it does it for you
Mom: I cucumber letter pea Ritalin
Allie: What? Mom stop just type
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Sister: Allie there's a moth on the outside of the bathroom door can you get rid of it?
Sister: Pls hurry because I'm going to cry
Sister: Allie
Sister: Allie
Allie: Allie is dead. You're next. Love, Moth.
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Mom: You know that song you like?
Allie: Which one?
Mom: Sexy and you know it
Allie: Ya
Mom: Well here's one for you. I walk in your room and this is what I see, there's a condom on the floor and it's starting at me. I have a rage in my stomach and I'm not afraid to show it, show it, show it... You're grounded and you know it.
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Allie: So how's your new phone?
Allie: You finally have a smartphone :D
Allie: Mom?
Allie: Why aren't you answering?
Mom: Howdoyoudoaspace
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Allie: Mum
Allie: Mummy
Allie: Mum its really important
Mom: What do you want its three in the morning
Allie: I just farted
Mom: Just one normal child.....thats all I ask for
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OssyEgan Texts
HumorThis is a silly funny not-so-much-of-a-story inspired by @LokiBR with her "Avenger Texts" story (so go check that out and vote on it) *NEW NOTE* LokiBR now says "we were never friends", no clue why other then the fact she probably thinks I'm Gay, sh...
