This Means War(Black Butler x reader)

Good-Bye from the characters

Sebastian: And I am the reader's lover once again.
Grell: Author, you gave him the privilege?!
Me: Well duh, but the next book, it could be a little sad considering he-
Will: Don't spoil it! If reader-chan finds out what happens, they won't read it.
Grell: Reader-Chan, reject him for me please T^T
Sebastian: no one can resist *flips his hair* this sexiness.
Me:I wouldn't say anything Sebby. The next book might be the death of you.
Sebastian: What do you mean?
Me: *sinister laugh*
Ciel: What the hell did I walk into?
Alois: Reader-chan? I thought that the a/n ended the book, but I would like to spend time with you. I beg you leave Sebastian.....
Claude: This is pointless. Author, don't you think the reader should have decided?
Me: Maybe. I do have plans, though. You're not jealous reader-chan is Sebby's mate are you? Because I sure am.....
Will: Well if you read your own story, you'd be considered a reader...
Me: but it doesn't feel the same...
Ash: *drops in*
Ronald: So nice of you to drop in, Ash. *pun may or may not be intended*
Me: *face palms*
Undertaker: I was barely in it. I wanted to caress reader and make her mine.
Grell: You have no chance
Me: Grell! You son of- THAT IS NO WAY IN HELL YOU SPEAK TO DEATH HIMSELF DAMMIT.
Grell: so.
Me: Plus there are fans of Undertaker...
Rest: *mouth drops*
Me:.Someone get me out of this hell. I'm moving in with the titan slayers. Eren, Mikasa, Armim, here I come?
Grell: B-but what about the second book???
Me: Well, if the votes are enough on the author's note, then yeah.
All: AWE
Me: Say bye to reader-chan.
All: I BID THEE FAIR WELL.
Me: What are we? In the Renaissance?
~Senpai notice me~