Jade's Pov
My heart raced faster than the speed of light when I slammed the door. I was in Dave Strider's room pacing, worried that he'd come and break the door down or something. While inside the blonde haired boy's room i decided to do some light snooping. Only checking out things like his turntables to seeing what music he had made, checking through his records to see what music he listened to, and things like that. That's when I found his computer. That was a big mistake. I decided, eh it probably won't be that bad. I was very, very wrong. It was that bad. I found some really weird anime chicks that looked like Rose, Terezi, and myself. Then I found the hentai he had. Man. Man oh man. If it was in liquid preportions then he had gallons of it. Gallons. Like jeez. I decided I'd stop looking at his video files. Hmm.. what's this... Fanfics? What are fanfics? Lets hope its not as bad as his 'Sexy Time Hot Girls' folder. Well it wasnt that bad...
==> DAVE PESTER JADE
TG: jade can you unlock the door
TG: jade
TG: jaaaaaaaaaaddddddddeeee
TG: jade please open the door
-GG has become an idlechum
TG: jade!
Daves Pov
Damnit Jade! Cant you just unlock the god damn door?! What the hell are you doing in there anyways?! Oh god. What if shes on my computer. OH GOD.
==> DAVE PESTER JADE
TG: JADE OFF MY COMPUTER NOW
TG: JADE
TG: OFF
TG: MY
TG: COMPUTER
TG: JADE IM COMING IN THE ROOM.
I rushed to the door with my katana in hand. I stood about twn feet away from the door with my katana stiking outward. I started running towards the door as fast as i could screaming "INCOMING KATANA JADEE!"
JADES POV
"AHH WHAT THE HECK DAVE" I yelled in shock at seeing a katana imerging from the door.
"Jade open the door." Dave replied unaware he had scared the living soul out of me.
"In a sec."
"Jade, now"
"In a sec Dave.
"Right. Now. Jade."
I quickly exited out of Dave's computer and opened the door to see the boy I loved so dearly have a face redder than a tomato.
"Dave...? What's wrong?" I asked.
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~A DJ's Garden~ (a homestuck Jade x Dave)
Teen FictionA Jade X Dave fanfiction I am not the owner of homestuck, it belongs to Andrew Hussie and I have no association with whatpumpkin. Art by wingjourneys on deviantart.
