Now Text Me You Fool

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Zayn : bro

Zayn: louis come on
im sorry
didnt mean to upset you.

Louis: fuck you

Zayn: mate, i shouldnt have said that. i get it. that went too far. i just couldnt help it

Louis : remember when you had a life and stopped making bitchy comments about mine?

Zayn: okay bro i regret it now
im sorry what else can i do
wont happen again

Louis: dont even try

Zayn: i saw niall and liam snuggle on the tour bus

Louis : I KNEW IT

*group chat*

Louis: i ship niam

Liam: uh?

Niall: where did that come from?

Zayn: shit

Liam: No way Zayn you promised

Zayn: Oops

Harry: Hi ?

Niall: hey there what's cookin?

Louis: don't even try to avoid the subject

Harry: What subject?

Liam: fuck off haz youre so lost

Louis: calm the fuck down

Harry: Oh...

Zayn : shit got real

Louis: haz, what happened is that zayn saw niall and liam make out on the tour bus.

Harry: Oh well I knew that.

Louis: uh?

Niall: wut

Liam: well shit

Zayn : bye boys

*zaynmalik left the group chat*

Louis: how come you never told me?

Harry: I just didn't think it was that important. Seemed like no big deal to me...

Louis: no big deal? damn our friends are having a thing

Niall: My friends are having a thing too and I don't make a big deal out of it

Louis: believe me you make a fuckin huge deal out of it

Liam: Niall do you see what I see? He just admitted it. Larry is real!

Harry: Who's Larry?

Niall: innocent sheep

Louis: get over it

Liam: Are you going to actually deny it one day?

Niall: what's there to deny?

Liam: good point Niall

Niall: Thank you liam

Louis: couples goal

Harry: What I understand is that Niall's friends are having a thing and a sheep named Larry is involved. Is that right?

Louis: dear lord

Liam: brilliant

Niall: I don't feel like the blonde one anymore

Harry: :(

* private chat between louistomlinson and harrystyles *

Louis: just come to my room and I'll explain it all to you hazza

Harry: Sorry for not telling you that Liam and Niall snuggled.

Louis: no worries. it wasnt that important i guess

Harry: By the way, I'm sorry Zayn saw us yesterday.

Louis: it's fine. its not youre fault at all dont worry about it. i dont regret it.

Harry: Your *

Louis: way to ruin the moment

Harry: I'm sorry. Are we still going out tonight?

Louis: we're leaving at 5.

Harry : Alright :)