Tigerstar: Hello. I bet you didn't expect to see me here :) I'm the host of this show for now. TODAY WE SHALL TEACH YOU HOW TO KILL GINGER CATS BECAUSE THEY SUCK. MILLIE INCLUDED!
Firestar: No we don't!
Tigerstar: *stares at him seriously* Yes you do. Now! Take a knife, some tnt, gloves, stitches, and a lighter.
Millie: I need me some Briarlight.
Tigerstar: Shut up no one likes you.
Firestar and Millie: *randomly falls asleep*
Tigerstar: Take your victim and cut a small yet deep cut on their stomach. *cuts a slit in his and her stomach*
Firestar and Millie: *yowls in sleep*
Tigerstar: Now stuff that TnT in! *stuffs tnt in and sets it on fire*
Firestar: *wakes up screaming*
Millie: *wakes up and stares at stomach* Why am I so blocky?
Tigerstar: SHUT UP! Now stitch them up and done.
Firestar and Millie: *explodes into feathers*
Tigerstar: Hah! I knew they were a chicken...
(MWHAHAHAHA. I had to. For those of you who like Firestar I apologize I like him to but come on that was pretty glamorous. Bye. ~Batty)
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101 Ways To Kill A Cat
RandomLet Bumblestar show you how. A/N: Do not do this to cats you may happen to know. This book is just a spoof and a joke. In fact, don't do this to anybody. Except for Frost. You can do it to Frost, because nobody cares about Frost and whether she liv...
