101 Ways To Kill A Cat

Episode Twenty-Three

Bumblestar: *Bursts into clearing* BRAMBLECLAW

Brambleclaw: *Pours himself a cup of tea* I knew you'd need me one day.

Bumblestar: What? No-

Brambleclaw: *Hugs him* It's okay. We all make mistakes.

Bumblestar: BRAMBLECLAW-

Brambleclaw: *Squeezes him harder*

Bumblestar: YOU STOLE MY SOCKS

Brambleclaw: Don't make up excuses, you know you need me.

Bumblestar: YOU'RE WEAING THEM

Brambleclaw: I have absolutely no idea what you're referring to.

Bumblestar: *Pulls sock off of Brambleclaw's paw and throws it at him*

Brambleclaw: Oh those socks. Yeah, I stole those.

Bumblestar: *Groans and storms off with socks*

Brambleclaw: ... WELCOME EVERYONE TO EPISODE-

Bumblestar: NO! *Clubs him over the head a rubber chicken* WELCOME EVERYONE TO EPISODE TWENTY THREE!

Brambleclaw: OW

Bumblestar: SHUT UP. TODAY WE'RE GOING TO GO AND KILL MILLIE.

Brambleclaw: You don't even know how-

Bumblestar: SHUT UP. WE'RE GOING TO MAKE AN OBSTACLE COURSE.

Brambleclaw: We are?

Bumblestar: YES. AND ALSO SHUT UP.

Millie: *Prances towards them, tripping over multiple flat surfaces* Hey guys, what are you doing?

Brambleclaw: *Breathes*

Bumblestar: SHUT UP.

Brambleclaw: *Stops breathing* *Blacks out*

Bumblestar: Better. Okay, Millie, I have something to tell you.

Millie: *Gasps* YOU MADE CHEESE PUFFS!

Bumblestar: That... no. That's about as far off as you could possibly be.

Millie: *Narrows eyes* YOU BURNED THE CHEESE PUFFS

Bumblestar: Why are we talking about cheese puffs? When did I ever mentioned cheese puffs-

Millie: THERE AREN'T ANY CHEESE PUFFS?!

Bumblestar: MILLIE BRIARLIGHT'S BEEN KIDNAPPED AND YOU HAVE TO GO RESCUE HER

Millie: BRIARLIGHT'S BEEN KIDANAPPED? I MUST SAVE HER! THIS COULDN'T POSSIBLY END HORRIBLY FOR ME!

Bumblestar: That's right! She's at the end of this very foreboding series of traps and mazes!

Millie: NO! *Rushes towards the traps*

Bumblestar: Brambleclaw, pull the lever!

Brambleclaw: *Stumbles towards lever and pulls it*

Bumblestar: *Falls through the fabric of space and time* WRONG LEVERRRRRR

Millie: *Trips before reaching first trap*

Bumblestar: *Reappears, shaking off small angry alien creature* Why do we even have that lever?

Millie: *Is crushed by spikes*

Bumblestar: MUAHAHAHA! ALL IS GOING ACCORDING TO PLAN!

Millie: *Materializes at the end of the maze next to where Briarlight is eating cheese puffs* BRIARLIGHT  I SAVED YOU!

Bumblestar: ...Brambleclaw.

Brambleclaw: Yes..?

Bumblestar: Did you remember to set Millie's spawn point to the beginning of the maze?

Brambleclaw: ...

Bumblestar: ...

Brambleclaw: ... *Flees*

Bumblestar: *Growls* HEY MILLIE, GO STAND ON THAT LARGE RED 'X'

Millie: *Stuffs face with cheese puffs* KAY

Bumblestar: *Pulls lever*

Millie: *Is whacked by a giant hammer and flies off into the distance* WHEEEEEE

Bumblestar: This may take longer than I thought.

Millie: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Bumblestar: *Taps paw impatiently*

Millie: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Bumblestar: *Checks nonexistent watch*

Millie: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee

Brambleclaw: *Rushes through clearing with a bucket on his head* SOCKS

Briarlight: *Picks up cheese puff* *Cheese puff is sliced in half by a large shining axe* Aw ._.

Millie: eeeeeee....

Bumblestar: *Sighs* That's all we have for today's episode on-

Millie: WHEEEEEE *Falls from the sky and lands on top of Bumblestar*

Bumblestar: HOW DOES THAT EVEN 

Brambleclaw: *Walks into tree*

Bumblestar: [Physics internally]

A/N: I heard that Rio thinks she's the only one who updates this book.

[Laughter]

Fite me.

~AmusedFrost