101 Ways To Kill A Cat
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    Let Bumblestar show you how. A/N: Do not do this to cats you may happen to know. This book is just a spoof and a joke. In fact, don't do this to anybody. Except for Frost. You can do it to Frost, because nobody cares about Frost and whether she liv...

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    Episode Fifty-Three

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    Bumblestar accidentally got into a catnip spree again, but do not worry! Millie is still gonna die C: So. Our lovely little Gary-sue, Berrynose(the one who most of us hate with a passion) will take over!
    
                          
    Berrynose: Oh uh. Why am I here? 
    
                          
    Bumblestar: git an wit et.. tryin to.... msmsmsmsmsmsmsmsmmmmmmmmmhhhhhmmmmm uet ma katnip mmmmhmmm
    
                          
    Berrynose: Oh uh right! So... Welcome to Ep. 53 and-and today I will be showing you how I get all da ladiezzz *eyebrow wiggle* Yep!
    
                          
    Bumblestar: y u make m do dis. it suppos ta b3 "Episode Fifty-Three" SPEEL ET AUT U EVAL LIL MANSTAWR
    
                          
    Berrynose: Kay.. Well anyways guys. We will be using Honeybreeze.... Uh that's her name right? All I can remember is Honey... Dangit. I have too many a m8s... And Poppyfrost and my wonderfurl little lady, Millieeeee!
    
                          
    Honeybutt: K why am I here? Berrynozzle I'm supposed to be in magic StarClan. YOU KNOW THAT. I GOT BIT BY A SNEK. I CANT BE HEAR. WAT WRONG WIT U
    
                          
    Poppyfrost: o -.- it's her
    
                          
    Millie: I'm supposed to be dead? Like... This has been going on for 53 times right? Except for that one time that Aqua let me live..... she gr8
    
                          
    Berrynose: Okay shut up, m8s, yer gonna help me show off to the audience right?
    
                          
    *Audience cheers*
    
                          
    Honey: .
    
                          
    Poppy: .
    
                          
    Millie: -_-
    
                          
    Berrynose: Okayyyy so all u gotta do is strut up to dem like dis *poses with duck face and stands on back paws and struts around the stage with tail straight up* NOTICE ME SNEPAIS
    
                          
    Honey: Never again. *poof*
    
                          
    Poppy: ILL NOTICE YOU! ILY SM OMSC OMSC BERRRRRRRYNOZXLE! *leaps on him*
    
                          
    Berrynose: SECURITY!!!
    
                          
    *Security runs in and leaps on Millie instead of Poppy*
    
                          
    Millie: NOO! *dies*
    
                          
    Bumblestar: *struts in* Ok guys I'm ba- Oh. *walks away*
    
                          
    Berrynose: . . . Never doing dis again
    
                          
    Hey guys! Lovely chap written by yer fellow lil fish, Aqua! c:
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