Sterek Texts [COMPLETED]

WHO. STOLE. MY. SCARF.

Wednesday 1:02 am

Stiles: DER.

Derek: Stiles, is it really so important that you had to wake me up at 1:00 in the morning?

Stiles: Of course it is

Derek: What's wrong?

Stiles: I was just thinking: wut if humans were made of gummy bears?

Derek: You have got to be kidding me.

Stiles: just hear me out: it would be a horrible world to live in because we would all want to eat each other,  therefore we would be cannibals

Derek: Sometimes I wonder why I date you...

Stiles: becuz of my insanely hot charm and dashing good looks duh

Derek: And because you're amazing.

Stiles: Stiles and Amazing=synonym

Derek: Yeah, sure.

Stiles: goodnight Sourwolf

Derek: Goodnight
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Wednesday 12:45 pm

Derek: You're not in class, right?

Stiles: Nope. Lunch. Whatcha need?

Derek: Oh, I was just wondering if you had plans tonight.

Stiles: I'm free. What were u thinkin of doin

Derek: Well, I rented some movies and I was just thinking maybe you'd want to come over and watch them with me?

Stiles: Only if we can cuddle while we watch

Derek: Wouldn't have it any other way.
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Thursday 3:07 pm

Derek: Going to the store, you need anything?

Stiles: Yeah. 24 hot pockets should work

Derek: Really, Stiles?

Stiles: Rlly, Der.

Derek: Alright, fine. I don't even want to know why you need them.

Stiles: Gr8. Thanks, babe.
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Thursday 5:14 pm
Group Chat: Scott, Allison, Lydia, Derek, Stiles, Isaac

Isaac: WHO. STOLE. MY. SCARF.

Scott: Nobody stole ur scarf, Isaac.

Stiles: Exactly!

Derek: Stiles...

Stiles: Yes?

Derek: You're texting normally again... You're lying

Stiles: No I'm not!

Stiles: I mean... Nah I'm natttt

Scott: Give him back his scarf Stiles.

Stiles: fine. I'll give it to u tom. Isaac

Isaac: GOOD.

Allison: What are you all freaking out about now??!?!?!?

Scott: Hey 😉

Stiles: Aghhhh I'm gonna be sick

Scott: shut up

Lydia: Jeez Stiles. It's cute.

Stiles: Woah! BOOM LYDIA IS HERE

Lydia: ...

Derek: Ummmm Where did Scott and Allison go?

Stiles: oh no... They left to go smooch

Lydia: How do you know? Do you see them?

Stiles: Lyds. I don't need to c em. I know Scotty

Lydia: ...

Isaac: This just got weird. I'm leaving.

Stiles: Baiii

Isaac left the conversation

Stiles: Soooo now it's just us 3 huh

Lydia: Yup.

Stiles: So I was telling Derek the other night wut if humans were gummy bears?

Derek: Stiles.

Stiles: yassss, hottie biscotti?

Derek: Shut up.

Stiles: you don't like ur nickname?

Derek: No I don't.

Stiles: Would u prefer Sourwolf?

Derek: What am I going to do with you...

Stiles: idk. Ur choice 😉

Lydia: At first it was cute, but now it's just awkward.

Stiles: aww come on, Lyds. I'm always cute

Lydia: ...

Lydia has left the conversation

Stiles: Fine. U wanna play like dat?

Stiles has left the conversation

Derek has left the conversation
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