How not to write: Smut/Lemon
Omg I cannot count how many horrible smut/lemons I've found
It's only on wattpad tbh
Like there are so many ereri ones that are so fUCKING BAD OMG
All the good ones are on tumblr
But back to the point
Don't be so descriptive like omg
I don't want to know the details when Eren came in Levi's face
No one wants the graphic image of sperm squirting out ewW ewWWWw ew ohmygod
I don't care that Ashton and you broke the bed
Your holes must really hurt
I don't care that Luke's moan is in a thick Australian accent
WE ALREADY KNOW YOU DONT HAVE TO REPEAT IT 10000x
I won't tell y'all how to write smut bc I'm not that good and I'm scared to share it
But there we go
YOU ARE READING
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RandomIn which I teach you the worst way to write and how to fix it. (If you take offense to this, bitch the door is to your right)
