Official Character Personalities: What you shouldn't do
Omgg heelo my name is Sprinkle Sparkle Bubblegum Bitch. I have bright pink hair, big titties big butt 2, fuck wit them real niggaz who don't tell niggaz what they up 2.
My nickname is Bubblegum Bitch or Nicki Minaj. IM SO UGLY AND EVERYONE HATES ME, BUT IM REALLY POPULAR OMG!!!!
Today this new kid moved here. He's the coolest kid on the block omg. He's so HOT!!!1!1!1!1!1$1!1$!1 Il him sm I can't even.
I was in lunch with my 100 friends and I saw him walk in to the cafeteria. He waz wearin a horn on his head, a sparklyz tutu and rainbow tights. OMG HE IS THE ONE FER ME!!!!
"HAY GUYTHS ITS ME!!!!" Nico giggled. Everyone screamed bc jiggly puffs!!!!!!!
Some bitch even screamed Hello by Adele.
"OMG HI NICO" I whispered across the cafeteria, blushing
"Heelo my sugary bubble gum bitch smol bean m8 nigga whore slut." Nico said.
"OMG MARRY ME BAE PLS ILYSM.'
THEN WE GOT MARRIED AND HAD TEN KIDS, THE END!!1!1!1!1
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Dumb Fanfic Moments † Everything You Shouldn't Do
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