Zodiac signs as Calum tweets.
Aries: EVERYONE CURRENTLY NEEDS TO HAVE A DRINK RIGHT NOW BECAUSE ITS MY BIRTHDAY NO EXCUSES
Taurus: You can't beat a Vegemite sandwich.
Gemini: Just trolled two of my bandmates. Times are good
Cancer: You guys make me happy :D x
Leo: How do you retweet your own tweet
Virgo: What if I was actually the fake calum
Libra: Seeing the movie gone girl has made me scared of any female
Scorpio: Stop tweeting me the word moist
Sagittarius: Hi I love you a lot
Capricorn: I'm sorry I called you bitchatchos.. I don't know what came over me
Aquarius: Sorry for my illiteracy, I dropped out of school for this band
Pisces: I lost my jeans :( the one with the hole in it.. Please contact me if u find them
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